I'm more self-righteous than you!

[Briarius]

I keep my non-declawed cats indoors no matter what! I never make snap judgments or let any pre-conceived notions of people color my interactions with anyone. I don't eat meat because it's evil and murder. I don't even eat, lest I contribute to some unwholesome farming. I'm not a breeder, so I don't contribute to the overpopulation of the earth with screaming, stampeding brats. I never let them ride in carts either!

So come worship in front of the big B, because I'm fucking better than you!

[LynzM]

1. No you're not!

Because.... um.... shit. I got nuthin'.

Oh, wait! I bought stuff at the locally-owned food Co-op today, so THERE!!! :D

[RetroLounge]

2. Bullshit.

I've seen you driving your Hummer...

:hi:

RL

[Briarius]

3. ha, you saw me taking it to donate it to charity!

after I stole it from the dealer! nice try! :evilgrin:

[RetroLounge]

5. Damn, you're good...

I slink away in defeat...

:D

RL

[Guy Fawkes]

4. But you slept with my wife!

And she says you aren't even that good!

[Briarius]

6. well, at least I have my sexuality figured out!

flying the rainbow flag and you're married?? hmmm...
:evilgrin:

[Guy Fawkes]

8. I'm the (ex)govenor of NJ.

[Briarius]

10. huh, guess you're one to talk then, eh?

:evilgrin:

[Maestro]

7. Okay

if you don't eat, how do you get the energy to be so self-righteous, uh, buddy, uh?

[Briarius]

9. easy, I photosynthesize

:evilgrin:

[Briarius]

11. I'm so self righteous, that this is my 1000th post

and I'm not making a scene of it! As a matter of fact, I'm going to bed. :D

[autorank]

12. A "breeder" presumes a cooperating partner. Ever had one?

:shrug: