my roommates are screwing right over my head

[WindRavenX]

Remember my earlier thread about this?
They're baaaack x(

[Abelman]

1. Get up and turn all the lights on.

Too bad you don't have a siren or airhorn, you could go into the hallway and wake everyone up to come watch!

[WindRavenX]

2. but the other roommates are being nice and actually sleeping...

...I don't want to piss them off.
Argh.

[still_one]

3. its ok for them to piss you off though

this is a typical reaction of many democrats in congress, they vote for the bankrupcy bill because they don't want to piss the republicans off

[WindRavenX]

10. the other roommates aren't bad though

They don't deserve anything bad =)

[Ellen Forradalom]

40. They're getting something bad anyway

...their mutual roommate screwing in front of them.

They might appreciate a take-charge attitude.

[miss_kitty]

58. and you DO deserve something bad?

Maybe they're faking sleep, because they don't want to be rude. So look at what's happening now:

The rudest fucker in your dorm room is calling the shots, setting the tone. She and her partner LIKE having you under them as part of their fantasy ("Maybe she'll join in," he's hoping). Your other roommates will understand. Why do you insist on being nice to everyone but yourself?

Chat with all your roommates. Talk to the fucker and tell her: "No more sex when I'm in the room." Then enforce it.

[hunter]

65. I like you, miss_kitty!

I must note that it probably doesn't matter much what the guy thinks in such a situation. Guys don't think much at all in such situations.

[miss_kitty]

72. I realise that about guys 'thinking'

however-I am sure, of the two of him, HE is VERY aware WRX is in the bunk below. I just don't get 'being nice' to assholes. And I mean repeated assholes.

They have to be somewhat excused though since apparently WRX only tells US about it, and not them. At this point, they must assume she LIKES having them fuck in the bed above her. After all, she hasn't wanted to be 'mean' to them and tell them to knock it the fuck off.

[Abelman]

6. You could dump water on them

I don't know if I can give you a plan to deal with this. Physical attacking could work, but I don't want you to get injured.

All I can do is offer you a shoulder, I suppose.

[NoSheep]

50. Dayum-I thought you meant on the floor above you-not the bunk!

Poor thing. LOL!!!!:rofl:

[ffm172]

4. can you throw something at them?

a used condom or so?

[Robeson]

5. Can you pipe some sound onto this thread so that we can hear....

...what you're having to go through?......:popcorn: :hide:

[ogradda]

7. Don't you just HATE THAT!!

Ugghh!!!

[Nicole]

8. Sounds like you need to

turn the hose on them!

Since you are in the lower bunk, how about a swift kick in someone's ass?

[Bouncy Ball]

9. Ok seriously, there is no way you should have to put up with that.

Turn on the light.

Yeah the other roommates will wake up, well, you have to deal with this and if you can stop it, maybe it'll be better for everyone involved.

BTW, do you have a laptop or something?

[WindRavenX]

12. yes, that's why I'm in bed

And they're in the top bunk....
Fuck them. I'm going to spray them with water.
And FWIW, they don't last long- my mad lovin' skillz put them to SHAME!

[d_b]

11. Headphones headphones headphones.

[WindRavenX]

13. I'm WEARING THEM

x(

[d_b]

27. Hahahaha

[UdoKier]

14. No sex threads.

Hell, if they're gonna delete my sexy aerobics video...

[da_chimperor]

15. Fake an orgasm. Loudly. Then start laughing to yourself

as if you're making fun of them. It'll do something, but I'm not sure what. It could be good or bad. :shrug:

[Bouncy Ball]

18. Ooo or "echo" their sounds, if they are making any.

If one of them is moaning quietly, moan just like it, except WAY louder.

I mean MEGA loud!

Or start blowing your nose/hacking up a big phlegm ball really loudly.

[da_chimperor]

25. you could do a little monologue while you're at it as well

like 'Oh guy, your thing is SOOOOO big!' 'yeah baby, you know you love my beef truncheon!' and then continuing with the loud moaning.

[fudge stripe cookays]

43. Kind of like in "Rainman."

That scene always has me laughing out loud.

FSC

[yvr girl]

16. I think you should take some of the suggestions posted earlier

Let's see, you could...

-Crank some tunes, turn on the lights and dance.
-Tap your roommate on the shoulder and ask her an obscure question - Do you know when the Battle of Vimy Ridge was? Who was the 13th President?
-Pretend to call 911 and tell them that your roommate is having trouble breathing.
-Get your other roommate and the two of you can speak loudly and disparagingly of their technique. Throw in the line, "I think she's faking it."

[Radical Activist]

20. Oh that last one is evil.

I like it.

[ogradda]

29. " I think she's faking it"

O.k., you made me laugh out loud with that one. :)

[regnaD kciN]

32. It must be the time of night...

I literally couldn't stop laughing for two or three minutes.

[progmom]

36. .

:rofl:
:rofl:
:rofl:

[xmas74]

17. Right now, go down the halls and invite everyone that might be

out back to your dorm for a "free porno". Once they all start to show up, chances are good that they will stop.
And for next time: find a fundie group in your area. Tell them that your room mate is engaging in premarital intercourse on a regular basis and that you need a late night intervention.
I know, sounds like a joke. I heard of a group a few years ago that would go into dorms, by request, to preach the word of the Lord while couples were going at it. They were supposed to be just a phone call a way. They believed in going the distance to save "the heathen souls."

[WindRavenX]

19. HAHAHAH

That's happened around here.
They've stoped now (they are horrible at this), but tomorrow...I am going to write a note and put in the bed saying to get a hotel room.

[Bouncy Ball]

21. Try it, but I have the feeling anyone who would do that

needs more than a note to stop. They are going to need full on public humiliation.

[Abelman]

24. I agree

with the "Free Porno" idea. That would be hilarious.

[yvr girl]

22. That's it

I think someone needs to eat their Wheaties.

[xmas74]

23. I would still contact the fundies.

Once they get a hold of her they will never, ever leave her alone. She will never have a chance to get lucky in your room ever again.

[huskerlaw]

49. I've done that!!!

My roomie in college also had the unfortunate habit of having sex while sharing a bunk bed. She was on the bottom bunk, however. But I got sick of it and one night, while she and the boyfriend were getting it on, I climbed down outta the bunk, whipped open the door to our room...and walked down the hall, calmly inviting everyone over for a party.

She never had sex when I was home...ever, ever again. :)

[xmas74]

78. works like a charm, doesn't it!

[WindRavenX]

26. thanks guys

I'm really sorry to vent like this, but holy fuck nuggets, this is riduclous.
They're done now.
Im going to bed.

[NoSheep]

51. Was it as bad for you as it was for them?

:rofl: sorry! I haven't laughed this much at work in a long damn time!!!

[NoSheep]

52. I swear-I JUST figured it out-I can't stop laughing!

:shrug: :popcorn: :rofl:

[tigereye]

64. "Was it as bad for you as it was for them?"

that was so funny!

sorry WRX, hope things improved. I would just tell them that it has to stop. It's not fair to you. Tell them to go to his room.

[Abelman]

28. Just thought of this

my mind, she is howyousay? Disgusting.

You just eat a bunch of food that makes you gassy and let loose a big juicy fart as they are starting.

It'll stop them!

[TorchTheWitch]

30. WTF???

Are you actually in the same ROOM with them???

[LynzM]

46. Not only the same room....

The same dorm bunk bed... I had this happen, too, as did many others I know. College is full of rude exhibitionists or people who just plain don't care, same as anywhere else. College just throws it in your face more.

[vpigrad]

31. I found a solution when I had the same problem!

I ask the girl, "can I be next?" They never return.

[regnaD kciN]

33. Yes, but that wouldn't work in WindRavenX's case...

After all, they might agree. :scared:

[iconoclastic cat]

34. They are exhibitionists. They will only be encouraged by your attention.

But I would talk to them about it.

[mark414]

39. they're college kids with no place else to do it

i still don't understand why everyone is so shocked/making a big deal out of this

[Ellen Forradalom]

42. Because everyone else is in the room at the same time.

That's why.

[mark414]

70. hence my subject line

things happen, and society changes. what is shocking and foreign to older adults is normal, or at least somewhat acceptable to my generation

[Ellen Forradalom]

81. WindRavenX must not be a member of your generation then

and it's common courtesy to not have sex in front of people who never asked for a show, so don't pull that talkin'-bout-my-generation crap on me.

[miss_kitty]

60. If for no other reason,

SHE'S TRYING TO SLEEP. THEY HAVE NOISY SEX. IT'S A PRIVATE FUNCTION. SHE'S ONLY SUPPOSED TO BE SHARING THE ROOM WITH ONE OTHER PERSON. IT'S ACCEPTED AS A NORM IN OUR SOCIETY THAT PEOPLE 'DO IT' IN PRIVATE, NOT WITH OTHER PEOPLE IN THE BUNK BELOW. That's why.

[mark414]

69. you haven't been to college lately then

things are different now

i'm sure when you were in school there were things that were done that appalled the elders of your era, it happens

[miss_kitty]

73. let me direct you to my reply to you on the other thread

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x3068956#3069103

I am in college. Never lived in a dorm. I'd no doubt be on death row now, if I'd done so.

It's like I said. It's noisy. If it were loud music in the same room where I was trying to sleep-pretty much the same diff. RUDE FUCKING SHIT. That's all. Not very progressive to force your loud shit all over your roomies-music, sex, guests, whatever...

[tigereye]

66. yeah but

don't people get sick of it? Never happened in my all female college dorm... but there were a boatload of rules and guys were rarely there.

And I never lived in a dorm at the co-ed school I went to after, I had my own place by then.

[mark414]

68. it's not something that's enjoyable

but it happens. you accept it. times have changed.

[tigereye]

75. no I don't think they have

I think people's expectation of sexual privacy has! :)

[Goathead]

35. They are probably getting off on you being there.

Or it is their subtle way in asking you to join in.

[MrScorpio]

37. I'm no prude

This wouldn't bother me at all

[NoSheep]

45. Yeah. I 've been in that spot. If you like the folks-it's just kinda sweet

I think it's funny even though I can imagine it could be annoying at times.

[barackmyworld]

38. They probably think you don't notice

You should do thinks to show that you are awake and aware, like talking on your cell (quietly if you don't want to wake the others) or banging on your keyboard/making computer noises.

[LynneSin]

41. This is why I refused to have roommates after I graduated college

and even in college I started paying for a single sometime mid-Jr. year. I do NOT appreciate having to listen to roommates fornicate - it just has tacky written all over it.

[hunter]

44. I went on a sailing trip once.

It was horrible. There was one couple who just wouldn't stop.

I also had a college roommate like that. I think it was his girlfriend's way of "claiming the space." They were very aggressive about it, and I hated them. She'd leave her clothes all over the place too.

Then I had some other roommates who truly were exhibitionists, but they never did it in our room, at least not when I was there. I liked them.

[patcox2]

47. Hey, why not build stocks? Make them wear "F" for "fornicator."

All these people advocating punishing them, humiliating them. Sex is oh so awful, they are awful.

Its college, my god, I did it in occupied dorm rooms in college, not because I wanted to, but because that was the only place.

Maybe they're in that stage of "in love" where they really aren't as aware of other people as they ought to be. Maybe they are just experiencing a real good sexual relationship for the first time and are a little dazzled by it. Its an amazing time of life, sometimes its overwhelming, people misjudge the effect of their behavior on other people. Yes, indeed, people are sometimes thoughtless, lets go punish them all.

Take a walk, it won't last long.

[miss_kitty]

63. It's Noisy sex

she's trying to sleep. here's a thought patcox2. Invite them or another couple of your choosing to fuck in your bed when you are trying to sleep. Actually, if you did invite them, it wouldn't have the same effect, since you would have invited them-but I think you are smart enough to know where I'm trying to take you with this. You don't hang with people while they're taking a shit, or having sex. It's PRIVATE.

[patcox2]

48. One observation, its funny, women seem more likely to do this than men.

I have had sex in occupied dorms, but never in mine, always in the girls dorm. Never had a guy roommate bring a girl in and do her in front of me.

You know, maybe she feels comfortable, safe, in her room, surrounded by other women. Consider the alternative, going to a guys room with other guys in it, I wouldn't do that, if I were a woman.

[Goathead]

53. Now that you mention, so have I.

Always in female dorms. Never a all male dorm.

[TheDebbieDee]

56. You're right, it would be unwise for her to go......

do it with a guy with other guys in the room.

[hunter]

54. Really, this is not funny!

Having sex in front of your roomies can be an aggressive act. Human beings are just wired that way. Sometimes it's like, "Oooops, we just got carried away," but more often it's like "I own this place."

[Rockholm]

55. Right over your head? Yuck.

[DS1]

57. Grow some spine and do something about it, if it bothers you that much.

:eyes:

[RetroLounge]

59. Why are you under their bed?

RL

[MountainLaurel]

61. Got a tape recorder?

I'd record their naughty noise and then play it back at full throttle at dinnertime.

[eyepaddle]

62. Try aqua net

and a bic lighter.

No, don't point it at them--but the soft roaring and sudden flash of flames emanating from somewhere beneath them will DEFINITELY get their attention.

We busted that out on a roommate once, but in our case it was just to fuck with him!

:evilgrin:

Ah yes, good times, good times.

[Ellen Forradalom]

67. Toss a fistful of rubbers up there

and say, "You'll thank me in three weeks when the test comes up negative."

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

71. OK, here's your homework

Go to a gag shop...buy a whoopee cushion...next time this happens, pretend you are asleep and blow up the whoopee cushion and press it so that it makes the loudest fart sound....they might stop as it will distract them...wait a minute and do it again...by the time you are done making fart sounds...he will lose his boner and go home

[Ellen Forradalom]

80. LOL! You lesbians give the best advice

about men! :-)

[BringEmOn]

74. Got an umbrella?

[Renew Deal]

76. So get in on it.

Have some fun. :9

[derby378]

77. Give them the M*A*S*H treatment

Broadcast their lovemaking live over a PA system!!

[WindRavenX]

79. It has been taken care of

I threatened them if they ever do it again while I am in the room, I will call the fundy freaks in the drug-free dorms.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

82. OK, but buy the whoopee cushion anyways

it's cheap insurance and great entertainment.

[leftofthedial]

83. if they are any good at it

get a webcam and make some money