Bossy Monkey
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Tue Apr-19-05 05:02 PM
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Who wants to be the Antichrist? |
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C'mon. You know the Dominionists are going to come up with one anyway, so why not one of us? We're going to be demonised regardless, so why let some other schmoe get all the cash, girls (boys, box turtles-- whatever! We're LIBERALS; who knows what kind of perverted stuff we get up to!)
Act now, before Fox gets their American Antichrist contest show up and running. (I can SO see this: Adrian Pasdar is the host. Judges-- aaaaaaah, Pat Robertson, ummmmm P. Diddy, and Mel Gibson probably won't slum to do TV without at least getting an executive producer hat-- do you think Jim Cavaziel's busy?)
Whoops! Sidetracked myself! So who's going to step up for that nice Mark of the Beast tattoo?
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Tue Apr-19-05 05:04 PM
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1. That job's been taken already |
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George(6) Walker(6) BushJr(6)
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Bossy Monkey
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Tue Apr-19-05 05:12 PM
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8. Ronald Wilson Reagan fits that formulation a little better |
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What if the antichrist already came and went and the Dominionists worshipped him? Can't say I'd be surprised...
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Tue Apr-19-05 05:04 PM
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2. My teachers already think I'm the Antichrist... |
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Ms. A., (a former stripper) says she'll join my cult once I get it up and running.
Hey, who wants to join my cult?
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Tue Apr-19-05 05:15 PM
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10. Oh yea.....I love a good cult. |
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I've been courted by Moonies, Scientologists, Elizabeth Claire Prophet( a complete kook), and the man known as the Supreme Being of Enlightenment. But hold the Kool Aide, please.
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Guy Fawkes
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Tue Apr-19-05 05:16 PM
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12. I don't like Kool Aide... |
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Tue Apr-19-05 05:05 PM
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3. Not me. But I could nominate a few. |
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Tue Apr-19-05 05:06 PM
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4. My 7th grade math teacher was in fact The Antichrist. |
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We were 13 and didn't know our theology, mind you, but we FELT the presence of an ultimate evil in her classroom.
There's no question about it. She was The Beast.
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Tue Apr-19-05 05:07 PM
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5. Seems like an awful lot of work |
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Tue Apr-19-05 05:10 PM
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6. I was thinking the same thing. Plus, who needs that kind of stress? |
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Tue Apr-19-05 05:11 PM
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7. What Benefits does it come with ? |
AntiCoup2K4
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Tue Apr-19-05 05:16 PM
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11. Eventually you'll have a beachfront condo.... |
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....at the Lake of Fire :evilfrown:
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Tue Apr-19-05 05:12 PM
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9. Sorry, the job's already taken! |
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Scott Biao is the AntiChrist (so sayeth BobCat)
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Tue Apr-19-05 05:17 PM
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13. I thought he was the AntiElvis? |
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Oh wait, that's Michael J. Fox.
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Tue Apr-19-05 05:44 PM
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14. That's Fox. I heard this direct from BobCat Goldwaith (on stage) |
Bossy Monkey
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Tue Apr-19-05 06:10 PM
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15. And NOBODY knows the Antichrist like Bobcat Goldthwait! nt |
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Tue Apr-19-05 06:18 PM
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16. LOL (those were the daze!) |
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Tue Apr-19-05 06:19 PM
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17. I don't know, what are the hours? |
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And is there a dental plan?
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Bossy Monkey
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Wed Apr-20-05 12:58 AM
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19. All of 'em, far as I can tell |
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But of course there's a dental plan. All the best fake villains got great teeth!
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