Flying Sausage Breaks Man's Nose

[flvegan]

Didn't know if anyone had posted this one...

"Beware of flying frozen sausages.

An Englishman learned that the hard way Monday afternoon, according to British wire services.

"He was driving his car when the offending item came through his open window and hit him on the nose," an ambulance-service spokesman told reporters.

The unnamed man, 46, had left work and was heading home to South Woodham Ferrers, Essex, east of London, when the meat missile entered his vehicle."
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http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,153945,00.html
Outside of the use of the words "meat missile" Fauxnews sucks.

[Rainbowreflect]

1. What's worse than when walloped with a wiener?

The question had to be asked!

[ltfranklin]

2. Getting Pummeled by a Pomegranite?

Getting pasted by a petite fois?
Getting whacked by a Whopper?
Getting Pimp-slapped by a Pumpernickle?

In that vein, let me add this:


La La La La La,
La La La La La La La,
La La La La La,
La La La La La La La.


What a lovely night it's been
It's too bad it has to end,
Won't you give me one sweet kiss?
As I sleep I'll dream of this,
And the thought we'll meet again,
sends a tingle through each nerve.
It's so hard to say "Au Revoir",
So Let's just say "Hors D'ouerves".

Chorus:
H'or Douevres, Let's just say ""Hors D'ouerves".
H'or Douevres, Let's just say ""Hors D'ouerves".

"Hors D'ouerves"
(M.Mull)

[tridim]

3. I.. WANT.. MORE.. SAUSAGES!!