My plan to take over the Lounge is afoot.

[Goathead]

:evilgrin:Hehehe... With all the principles in Boston, that will leave the Lounge virtually empty and unguarded. Perfect time to initiate a coup de lounge. Yes! I will be unstoppable! Anybody that joins me in my efforts is guaranteed a position in one of my government ministries or if you like, an ambassadorship. The board is set, the pieces are in motion...

[Mutley]

1. what would my annual salary be?

[Goathead]

3. Name your price.

After we ransack the gold reserves, money will be no object.

[Mutley]

6. 20% of all money earned

and I'm in.

[Zuni]

49. I am really starting to like being part of an evil government

power corrupts.

I think I am going to send troops into GD and ATA after we take over.

[ScreamingMeemie]

2. You have incorrectly guessed that all the principles will be in Boston.

Many have stated they cannot make it. Any pitiful attempt you make will surely be overthrown. :P

[Goathead]

8. Are you sure?

On an unrelated note. I have your numbered Swiss bank account and wanted to know when I should wire your payment. I find it best to do these things on a Monday morning. The F.B.I. usually doesn't notice larges sums of cash being transferred right after the stock market opens. :evilgrin:

[ScreamingMeemie]

28. Suddenly, I find myself not quite so sure.

Monday morning...but wait until you get the confirmation. It'll be,"RedFox has bitten the apple". :)

[Zuni]

55. The reply will be "I am coming Elizabeth, this is the big one!"

Red Fox

[short bus president]

4. are you certain it's not "at hand?"

Is the time right, or the moment ripe?

[ScreamingMeemie]

7. See? To illustrate...here is a principle who will not be in Boston...

That's one.

[short bus president]

13. Sweetie, I think you must've misunderstood

that "principal/schoolgirl" thing I was talkin' about...

;-)

[ScreamingMeemie]

18. Okay, like, Oh My God!! I am like Sooooooo Stupid.

Like, I am so totally redfaced right now...

[short bus president]

22. Stop this instant!

Or you'll get the paddle, young lady!

:-)

[Goathead]

20. A rift!

So SBP, how does President Short Bus President sound to you?

[short bus president]

26. redundant, silly!

But if I'm gonna govern, it's Omnipotent Triumvirate or bust!

[underpants]

70. |

Bwooowahahaha

[Zuni]

5. oooh. I want to be the untrustworthy, scheming defense minister

Idi Amin's fridge (btw. creepy pic)---

[Goathead]

9. Yikes, I'm not that ruthless.

I perceive a bloodless coup.

[Zuni]

39. There is no revolution without bloodshed---V.I. Lenin

another ruthless coup leader (the Oktober Revolution was a coup by a small band of Bolsheviks led by Lenin in Petrograd and not a 'proletarian uprising' against the Tsars like the February Revolution, where the masses forced the Tsar's abdication in 1917)

Later Lenin outlawed all other political parties after the Bolsheviks lost an election.

So what is it? Are you a Lenin and can I trust you to crush our opponents, or are you an Alexander Kerensky, the weak socialist who Lenin threw out of power and crushed?

The lounge needs to be run with an iron fist.

[Huckebein the Raven]

10. Let me join your coup

:evilgrin:

[demnan]

11. I will flood the Lounge with cat threads

without the competition of Quinn, my boy Pad Thai will be tops.

[Goathead]

16. Minister of Cat Threads

I commend you on your new position.

[LynneSin]

19. WRONG!!!! And here's 2 reasons why:

and




And I can assure you that these 2 do not share - hell they won't even share with each other

[demnan]

24. All it takes is a real bitch of a cat's cat to scare off this competition!

[LynneSin]

40. Your cat is rolling in the grass...look at Evita

She has the EVIL STARE - she's mean and I have the cat scratchs from her to prove it

[Zuni]

46. she scares me!

:hide:

Do you and Abbot live in fear of her evil powers?

[Zuni]

42. Evita always looks so spooky

she is definetly a pretty girl, but she looks supernatural, like she has eerie powers.

Abbot looks so much like my old cat Neko, a wonderful cat I had growing up, a perfect family cat. He was my little buddy. I was very upset when he died.

[LynneSin]

47. Evita is the love of my life!!!

She's just very untrustworthy of bipeds probably because she spent the first 2-3 years on her own in the wilderness. But all it takes is for me to find any brush and start tapping it on my hand and she comes running - only because she knows the brush brings wonderfulness to her because she's being brushed

[Zuni]

56. She is a very pretty girl

her eyes have a certain ghostly quality in pics.

I notice you have the same cat scratcher as I do. My cat Sooty LOVES that damn thing and wakes me up often scratching and knocking the little ball around

Here is Sooty:

[LynneSin]

71. That's not a cat scratcher - that's Evita's bed

Or at least in her eyes, it's her bed. I can find her sleeping there often.

[crispini]

12. I'm in.

Can I be head of the Ministry of Silly Walks? :7

[Goathead]

14. Done. There will be a ceremony on Saturday afternoon.

When all the Boston DUers are so polluted they won't know what's going on.

[crispini]

27. Afternoon?

They're gonna get started early eh?

[Goathead]

29. I'm sure somebodies already been arrested for Drunk and Disorderly

:evilgrin:

[leftofthedial]

15. I won't tell a soul

[Goathead]

21. Secrecy is important.

We've got a place for you.

[leftofthedial]

30. don't tell me where

(something tells me I might not want to know . . . )

:-)

[LynneSin]

17. I was asked to stay behind this weekend and guard the lounge

Sorry

[Goathead]

23. That's O.K. we understand.

So... do you like to drink copious amounts of alcohol?

[demnan]

25. I'll get the drinks

my dear.

[Zuni]

57. Here, take some Xanax and valium

it is good for you. I won't tell a soul.

Here. Sniff this bag full of model airplane glue. It'll take the edge off a stressful, 2 cat household

[BikeWriter]

31. I'M TELLING!!!

...unless I get a cut of the action. Say... five grand in nothing bigger than twenties, delivered to my place. Unmarked bills, of course.

[Goathead]

36. Done. Anything else? n/t

[BikeWriter]

41. Nope, that sounds fine with me.

[edbermac]

32. Over Skinner's dead body you will...

You mess with him, you just know where he'll stick that grenade...you'll be dogmeat in two seconds flat, pal...

[Goathead]

37. You mean the Holy handgrenade of Antioch?

'Tis one of the relics Brother sundog cares for. That reminds me. Must recruit sundog. He's not going to Boston is he?

[Hugin]

33. Which foot?

It would help if I knew...

I'd never help out a right footer.

[progmom]

34. you and whose army?

Hmmmmm?

:P

[Goathead]

35. (((Wait, wait, quiet everybody. It's Progmom)))

Hey Progmom, how's it going?

[progmom]

38. just getting my laptop ready for the trip

Can't leave the Lounge in the hands of you scoundrels, ya know?

[Goathead]

45. Oh...oh, nothing going on much here.

O.K. then. Have a good time in Boston. Try to get out and see the sites, I wouldn't bring your laptop, you don't want to be bogged down by work do you?

[Zuni]

66. I am predicting the lounge will be slow and quiet this weekend

just relax and enjoy beantown! Just eat some chowder and drink large amounts of alcohol.
Oh, don't bother logging on to DU. We have it all under control

[BikeWriter]

44. Not so loud! :-(

[Misunderestimator]

43. Just don't try to take over ATA... Too much competition.

[BikeWriter]

48. SHH, CAN'T YOU SEE THIS IS A SECRET?

[sniffa]

51. SNAP!

[underpants]

50. WOW way to be covert about it

They'll never see you coming........but I will.

[Goathead]

59. Standard practice in a psy-op

Tell your opponent exactly what you are going to do. Then do it. They never see it coming because they are looking right at it.

[Zuni]

60. Dude, aren't you part of this?

I didn't send you that 'Project: Vatican' information for your amusement.

[Goathead]

62. Yes, you are correct.

When they study this years from now, they will say that the gensis of this coup was all the "pope threads".

[underpants]

63. Hahaha GOD

Sorry I must have misunderstood

Too funny

[uppityperson]

52. Can I be Queen Bitch or at least Ambassador to the Assadors?

I'm on a bitchy roll today so please?

[Goathead]

53. Sounds good to me.

We need one of those.:P

[uppityperson]

58. Golly thanks.

Think I'll start with Ambassador to the Assadors and proceed from there. Hey, all you Assadors, shape up, bow down, worship me!

[freebird1]

54. I certainly don't think I'm a principle - but I'm visiting Boston

Can I be an ambassador of something nice and friendly ? Please - oh please !

[Goathead]

61. We can use somebody like you in our covert operations. n/t

[freebird1]

65. good~ but ... shhhh... we must keep it a big secret

and I must be on several ignore list ~ so they'll never know unless their random searchs spot my stealth activities.:hide::woohoo::hide:

[Guaranteed]

64. Ahhh....but you've slipped up and let the cat out of the bag.

What are you willing to give up to keep my lips zipped?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

}(

[BikeWriter]

67. What size concre... uh, slippers do you wear?

Perhaps something could be arranged...




'I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart.'

[Guaranteed]

68. Hmmm...I'll meet you down at the harbor...

Come alone....

I'll be watching....

[BikeWriter]

69. I have to deliver this $5,000 payoff money...

to the bank first.

[ImpeachBush]

72. How we'll fight back...

Weevil larvae eating an actual goathead:

[Goathead]

73. That is disgusting. It won't work. n/t

[FuzzySlippers]

74. I'm in.

Can I depose JimmyJazz as Lounge Queen Bee?