dolo amber
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Sun Apr-24-05 12:22 AM
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Would it kill you to pick up the phone and call your mother?? |
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We did the best we could...all we've done...it's gonna kill you to give us a call, let us know you're not lying dead in a ditch somewhere? If you don't call...It's Pesach, if God forbid you should forget the corn syrup-free Coke for whatever seder you're going to since of course you're too busy to come to ours...
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Sun Apr-24-05 12:23 AM
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1. Well, it wouldn't kill me, |
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but it would give me a really bad headache.
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Sun Apr-24-05 12:25 AM
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2. Not a call, not a card, nothing! |
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We only hear from you when you need money, we only see you when you have ten pillowcases of dirty laundry!!
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Sun Apr-24-05 12:25 AM
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she would hit me on the head with a shovel and throw my corpse in a ditch.
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Zuni
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Sun Apr-24-05 01:11 AM
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14. my mother would have a heart attack if I called her at this hour |
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if I call her at 9:30 she is like "whats wrong...are you OK."
She is NOT a night owl. She thinks everything after 10 is nothing but trouble. But I love her anyway.
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Sun Apr-24-05 12:25 AM
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fortyfeetunder
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Sun Apr-24-05 12:26 AM
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5. yeah, I'll call 1-800-HEAVEN |
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that's the only way I'll find her...
meanwhile I talked with the dad tonight.
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mykpart
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Sun Apr-24-05 12:34 AM
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6. I always forget, when I'm bitching about my mom, |
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that not everyone has a dysfunctional family. I'm sorry you don't have your mother anymore, and didn't mean to offend.
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Sun Apr-24-05 12:51 AM
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I moved cross country to get away from her!
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Sun Apr-24-05 12:37 AM
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7. I guess I'd have to kill myself to talk to her. |
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Sun Apr-24-05 12:44 AM
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8. I call Mom once a week. |
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Sunday night at 630PM. Right after the kitchen is clean, and right before she showers before settling-down to watch television and read until bedtime.
Such a momma's boy.. geez..
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Sun Apr-24-05 12:45 AM
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9. Well, I did go to a Seder tonight... |
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Sun Apr-24-05 12:52 AM
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11. Actually, it might... |
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I'd have a major heart attack if she answered, because she passed away about three years ago...
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Sun Apr-24-05 12:53 AM
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12. Yep. It's 2am and she'd freakin' kill me if I woke her up. |
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Sun Apr-24-05 01:09 AM
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13. I call mommy several times a week, thank you |
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just don't tell the chicks I try to impress :hide:
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Sun Apr-24-05 01:31 AM
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15. Hey, mom? Do you have $2,000? 'Cause I'm in jail. |
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Sun Apr-24-05 01:32 AM
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considering she is dead and all.
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Sun Apr-24-05 02:31 AM
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19. Hell..just the long distance and roaming charges would get ya on that one |
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(sorry about your mom, btw)
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Sun Apr-24-05 01:31 PM
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When we held her wake and scattered her ashes, we forgot to check the wind direction. Mom got in our faces one last time!
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Sun Apr-24-05 01:39 AM
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17. I called my mother just yesterday, thank you very much. (nt) |
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Sun Apr-24-05 02:04 AM
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18. Would it kill them to phone me?! |
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Sun Apr-24-05 08:30 AM
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20. In the JEWISH group, you should post this, maybe? |
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:shrug: (<----- DU's most Hebraic smilie)
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Sun Apr-24-05 09:09 AM
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Ya gotta follow me to DU too? Not enogh ya come to the dyke bars to meet my "special lady-friends"? I'll call! I just gotta charge my cel, okay.
okay?
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Sun Apr-24-05 09:12 AM
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22. no, but it might kill HER! |
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Sun Apr-24-05 09:21 AM
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Jeez! I'll see her tonight at my brother's seder, okay?
Seder, as you probably know, is the Hebrew word for "order." Last night, instead of a seder, I attended perhaps the most glorious embodiment of *disorder* ever: THE BOSTON DU MEETUP! :grouphug:
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Sun Apr-24-05 01:37 PM
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I saw your thread title--and I thought--oh no it is mother's day and I forgot all about it!
This would be a great thread for mother's day--reminds all the slackers to at least give mom a call.
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