DS1
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Sun Apr-24-05 03:56 PM
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Poll question: Can God create a kidney stone he cannot pass? |
Abelman
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Sun Apr-24-05 04:01 PM
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1. I wasn't aware God had a urinary tract |
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Sun Apr-24-05 04:05 PM
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we were created in God's image, so he must have. and kidneys too.
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Sun Apr-24-05 04:19 PM
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3. yes, HE has a urinary tract |
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and it ends in the head of his PENIS.
ergo, god is male.
however, he has been known to sit to pee.
:evilgrin:
and yes, god did make a kidney stone his little mini me (since i was created in his image) couldn't pass.
jackhammers were required.
and there was blood. LOTS OF BLOOD!!!
i think there are grounds for charges of cruel and inhuman punishment.
:grr:
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