Not_Giving_Up
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Wed Apr-27-05 10:34 AM
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I'm cleaning out my bulk mail folder and... |
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I have some observations.
If I need to enlarge my breasts, then I probably don't need to enlarge my penis.
I don't need Viagra OR Valium, cheap or otherwise, go away!
If I wanted to see teenage (18-20 of course!) lesbians, would I also want to see mature women showing the men how it's done? Not likely.
I've started a folder just for Christian spam. It seems that the God-fearing folk would like to help me get out of debt, refinance my home, and find a mate. So far, there are 55 in that folder, and it's still growing. I plan to reply to them all, as I get around to it, to ask them a few questions. First on the list will be to ask them what denomination they are a part of. I'd also like to know why they can't just be charitable and pay my bills off for me.
I don't want a degree in Criminal Justice, nor do I want to be a cop. I'd love to make money from home, but not ripping other people off. I do not believe that you have money ready to deposit into my account.
I am not alarmed that this is my last chance to claim my prize, or that you are about to remove me from your list (please do!). I never sent you an e-mail, so don't make your spam look like a reply.
Quit using my freaking name in your e-mail titles. This doesn't make me think I know you, and will not prompt me to open mail from you.
I could go on, but I have 658 more e-mails to check (just in the bulk mail).
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shoelace414
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Wed Apr-27-05 10:35 AM
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1. how about the housewife |
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who's %$@#^# of a husband is away this week
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Not_Giving_Up
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Wed Apr-27-05 10:37 AM
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2. She's left me alone lately |
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It's all about the teenage lesbians and mature women now.
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Wed Apr-27-05 10:39 AM
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I've been getting stock alerts.. like one every half hour or so.
it go so annoying I stuck them in my spamassassin rules
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Wed Apr-27-05 10:39 AM
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Please don't offer to melt away my cellulite. Really, that's not a problem for me.
I don't believe that you will send me a free iPod, laptop, or anything else.
I don't care about Michael Jackson, and I will not vote in your poll.
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Wed Apr-27-05 10:46 AM
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Of course I will send 20 000 bucks to a complete stranger in Nigeria.
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Wed Apr-27-05 10:50 AM
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Haven't gotten that one in a while...Maybe they know I'm broke.
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