Possible *spoiler* alert!

[johnnie]

But it's not. I have nothing to spoil right now.

[BlueJazz]

1. It's a good thing and for God Sakes.. Don't Joke or Kid about .....

..anything. You wouldn't want to upset a few Tight-Asses around here..

[johnnie]

2. I missed it

Until I saw that someone put the smackdown on it.

[neuvocat]

3. Does this concern the tainted ham in my fridge?

If it does I don't want to hear anything about it.

[johnnie]

4. Is it slimy?

Does it smell like rotted corpse? If so..well, I won't go any further. I don't want to ruin the surprise. :)

[BlueJazz]

5. I can say or tell you or else I'd get banned and then my Prozac..

..may not be enough to keep me from... :)