ltfranklin
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Thu Apr-28-05 10:27 PM
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ANNOUNCEMENT: Free Republic is experiment in AS! |
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The entire Free Republic site is entirely computer generated...it's an experiment in artificial stupidity, and it's working out QUITE well, thank you.
Unfortunately, we can't generate more than 15 different personality profiles right now, so although you may see many handles there, we just reuse the same 15 personality processes, and we just use different phrase generation sets by using randomly generated 400 word vocabularies (with a base jargon set of Republican keywords, of course). We're hoping that by 2010, we'll be able to get the virtual IQs up past the low 50s...maybe even into the high 80s!
I just wish we could get rid of that damned CAPITAL LETTER bug!
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hippiepunk
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Thu Apr-28-05 10:31 PM
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The Free Republic Matrix!
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ltfranklin
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Thu Apr-28-05 10:33 PM
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2. Sorry, we haven't been able to get it up to a matrix yet. |
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Edited on Thu Apr-28-05 10:33 PM by ltfranklin
The best we've been able to do is a 15 element array. Unsigned Integer, by the way...16 bit, but a definate improvement over the UBYTE array we used to use.
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hippiepunk
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Thu Apr-28-05 10:34 PM
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but don't be sendin no FReeper agents after me!
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ltfranklin
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Thu Apr-28-05 10:37 PM
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4. Agents? We don't got no stinking agents! |
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Hell, we can't even get daemons working right on this system...some day we'll have to upgrade from the PDP-11. We're programming in Fortran, for ghods sake!
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hippiepunk
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Thu Apr-28-05 10:39 PM
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How 'bout FReeper robots with a million eyes? Got any of those?
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ltfranklin
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Thu Apr-28-05 10:42 PM
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6. Well no, but our robotics group is doing well. |
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Our "Ann Coulter" model has been up and running for years! It's amazing what you can do with a PalmIV, a used Abe Lincoln animatronic unit (sans beard, of course) and a little (you'd be surprised how little) foam rubber!
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hippiepunk
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Thu Apr-28-05 10:46 PM
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7. Can she cause mass destruction? |
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If she can, then don't send her after me.
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ltfranklin
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Thu Apr-28-05 11:01 PM
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13. No, her capability for destruction is limited. |
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...but she can be posed in many interesting positions...and she has a Kung Fu Action Arm(tm) that works when you pinch her left nipple.
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Thu Apr-28-05 11:05 PM
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Isn't there anything you can send to kill me, so I can tell you not to send it to kill me?
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ltfranklin
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Thu Apr-28-05 11:08 PM
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16. Well, there's our "Michael Savage" unit |
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...but the last time we let that out, there was talk about a war crimes commission, and the saliva trails were KILLER to clean.
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Thu Apr-28-05 10:48 PM
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8. I love the capital letter BUG!!! |
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How ELSE are you going to know when a WORD is important?
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ltfranklin
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Thu Apr-28-05 10:58 PM
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10. Actually, that's fairly simple |
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we just follow the word with many many exclamation!!! points!!!!
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Thu Apr-28-05 10:55 PM
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9. How did you get it to talk in tounges? |
ltfranklin
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Thu Apr-28-05 10:59 PM
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Oh, you're talking about the serial transmission glitchs...sorry, we can't afford new equipment, and these old zoom 9600 modems have their troubles some days.
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Thu Apr-28-05 11:01 PM
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12. IQ in the 50's? How are you going to make it smarter than you are? |
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Edited on Thu Apr-28-05 11:02 PM by evlbstrd
Doesn't seem possible.
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ltfranklin
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Thu Apr-28-05 11:04 PM
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14. Well, it won't be easy.... |
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...but our "Rush Limbaugh" unit is approaching the point where it might actually be able to carry on a complete phone conversation with an intelligent listener without hanging up and insulting them (in that order).
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Thu Apr-28-05 11:30 PM
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17. Ah... it makes sense now... |
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But if that's the case, is this site, as well as the forums, computer generated as well?
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ltfranklin
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Fri Apr-29-05 12:04 AM
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...then it doesn't really matter what I answer, does it?
Wait a minute...did you say the RED pill sends you back to the Matrix, or the BLUE pill...oh, shit!
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Thu Apr-28-05 11:32 PM
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18. The Clintons conspired to fake the moon landing by giving money to Castro |
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But the socialist America-hater cowards over at Dumb Underground just don't realize that you can't mess with the US.
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Thu Apr-28-05 11:35 PM
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19. By 2010 that site will be recognized for the hate/fear mongering |
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miserable propaganda turd that it is.
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