Jerry Seinfeld is *51* Today !!! Let's celebrate, what's your

[Catchawave]

favorite Seinfeld moment ?

Mine: From the 'shrinkage' episode, Elaine "They shrink!?" then tells the boys she doesn't know how they walk around with those things.

[Mutley]

1. any time kramer comes barreling through jerry's door.

[The Donkey]

27. Hey!

That's my Fake News Logo!!!!

I'm psyched someone liked it enough to rip it off . . .


:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

[Mutley]

28. Didja make it?

I LOVE it!

[The Donkey]

31. Yeah - I'm the half-head on the right . . . .

We use it on my web site to seperate the real news stories from the Faux ones . . .

:yourock:

[Mutley]

32. Sweet!

I'm so glad you're not pissed!

[The Donkey]

33. How could I be???

Rip anything off you like - thanks!

[Mutley]

34. Oh I will

And I do!

Thank YOU for making it!

[The Donkey]

35. Sorry everyone . . .

No more off-topic banter from me!

Back to the Seinfeld . . . .

Love,

Mulva

[Crunchy Frog]

2. The whole "contest" episode.

Also, George's "I think it moved" bit.

[underpants]

3. "Yeah we used to date....but we're just friends now"

From the first time I watched that show that always killed me.

[MissMillie]

4. Kramer feeding the horse Beefarino

and the horse getting all gassy on Susan's parents.

[all.of.me]

5. i couldn't pinpoint one moment, but

when they came out on dvd, we rented the first three seasons. i thought the entire third season was a scream. i can't even tell you what was so funny, but they were very clever episodes. my kids even liked them! i like the way they interweave different parts of everyone's dilemmas and finally they all come together in the end in irony. great writing.

[valis]

6. I miss Seinfeld...

[graywarrior]

7. I never get tired of watching Seinfeld's show

I just caught a recent interview with him and Jiminy Glcik. It's one of the funniest things I ever saw.

[regularguy]

8. "Van-de-lay Industries! Van-de-lay Industries"

George running out of the bathroom, pants down. Kramer on phone: "You're way off..."

[Kathy in Cambridge]

15. That's my fave too. "And you want to be my latex salesman!"

:P

[Courtesy Flush]

51. Great line! n/m

[maveric]

9. There were great peripheral characters on Seinfeld.

Frank Costanza
Uncle Leo,
Jerry's parents
Soup Nazi
Banya
Newman
Puddy
...

Larry David is a genius.

[Mitt Chovick]

10. No soup for you!

[terrya]

11. "The Library Cop"

When Jerry is discovered to have not returned a copy of "Tropic of Cancer" to the New York Public Library for 20 some years, well, hilarity ensues. :-)

[DakotaDemocrat]

13. Swarm, Swarm, Swarm...n/t

[Kathy in Cambridge]

16. That episode also had "Can't Stand Ya" and the atomic wedgie

:D

[vi5]

19. Bookman's speech in that episode is one for the ages.....

I wish I had that memorized. "Laugh it up, joy boy."

[underpants]

20. You think this is all a big joke, don't you?

http://www.seinfeldscripts.com/TheLibrary.htm

[underpants]

23. "He is a loathesome and offensive brute! Yet I can't look away"

MR. ARM:He is a loathsome, offensive brute, yet I can't look away.

MRS.ARM:He transcends time and space.

MR. ARM:He sickens me.

MRS.ARM:I love it.

MR. ARM:Me too.

[terrya]

22. It's my favorite part of the episode

Phillip Baker Hall was brilliant as the Library Cop. I loved the speech.

And it's obvious at a couple of points that Jerry had a hard time keeping a straight face. :-)

[pdx_prog]

45. especially the scene

when Jerry and George were in the locker room 20 years ago....

[Zuni]

12. One episode I love is where Kramer wants to become Puppet leader

of the Retirement Community, while Jerry's dad pulls the strings.

And I love the one where the guy steals Elaine's TV guide, which is really Frank Costanza's and hilarity ensues

[Goathead]

14. Kramer's intern was classic.

[Arkana]

17. "Mr. Kramer would like to set up lunch with you at Monk's..."

"It's you! You're the Assman!"

[Reverend_Smitty]

18. Festivus!!!

Gotta love the airing of the grievances and feats of strength

[Catchawave]

53. Festivus ! The official holiday celebration on DU too....

...those threads were hilarious last Christmas :)

[flamingyouth]

21. I love "The Wig Master"

When George and Susan have her friend staying with him - he's the wig master for the touring company of the Joseph & the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat.

"Imagine liking wigs so much that you make a career out of it."

That's the same one where Kramer and George park at Jiffy Park and the owners are using the cars for prostitution. :rofl:

[DakotaDemocrat]

24. Top 10 Quotes

10. "Where are the cameras?" Jim Fowler, on the Merv Griffin set that Kramer dragged in.

9. "But I don't wanna be a pirate!" Jerry and his puffy shirt.

8. "I'm out there Jerry and loving every minute of it." Kramer and no undergarments.

7. "Now I can peek in and see if anyone is waiting to jack me with a sock full of pennies." Kramer and his reverse peephole.

6. "Naked hair brushing - good. Naked crouching - bad." Jerry and his "free" girlfriend. Remember her fixing the bike?

5. "It's the summer of George!" George, declaring this summer as his own.

4. "Let me just finish my coffee, and then we'll go watch them cut the fat bastard up." Seinfeld to Kramer, just before going to "The Junior Mint" operation.

3. "Not that there's anything wrong with that!" Jerry to the NYU reporter.

2. "Maybe the dingo ate your baby." Elaine at the dinner party.

1. "Wait a minute. You mean to say that you drugged a woman so you could take advantage of her toys?" Kramer can't comprehend why anyone would give someone turkey and boxed wine to ensure a restful sleep while Jerry would play with her "G.I. Joes"...

[coloradodem2005]

25. Solicitor: Hi would you like to change your long distance.

Jerry: I don't know. Why don't you give me your home phone number and I'll talk to you there.
Solicitor: Sorry, I can't do that.
Jerry: Oh so you don't want me to call you at home.
Solicitor: No sir.
Jerry: Well, now you know how I feel.

Hang-up.

[flamingyouth]

38. I actually used that once

The person was shocked - apparently he didn't watch Seinfeld. :7

[Kathy in Cambridge]

26. Yada Yada Yada

[maveric]

29. Poppy and the pizza.

Classic!

[BlackVelvetElvis]

30. "magic loogie".

That was a brilliant parody of JFK

[ghostsofgiants]

49. I think that might be my favourite too

God damn, that show was brilliant.

[youthere]

36. Elaine get's set up on a date with one of Jerry's friends

"He took it out."
"It?"
"It."
"Out?"
"Out."

It's the same episode where Kramer talks Mickey into "heightening".

[youthere]

37. Oh and FESTIVUS.

N/T

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

39. "Very, very bad man!!" OR "No soup for you! Come back - one year!"

[paula777]

40. Believe it or not George isn't at home ... where could he be ...

believe it or not I'm not home. The message George left on his answering maching because that girl wanted to break up with him and he wanted to wait until after they went to some event to break up. Can't say it's my fav - but it's very memorable

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

41. I used to have that as my cell phone message

And I'd quickly substitute my name for George's at the appropriate point. My husband used to have people call my phone to listen to it!

[paula777]

43. That is too funny. I actually wanted to have that as my message

back then - but for the most part it really only works with one Syllable names and mine is two.

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

44. Mine is 3 - that's why I had to do it quickly!

[Courtesy Flush]

52. I loved the face George made when he was hearing his own message.

[Arugula Latte]

42. When Jerry told George about the "dirty" talk by his girlfriend.

They were at the diner and George was holding a dispenser. When Jerry, whispering to George, got to the good part, George inadvertantly sent an arc of catsup flying into the air.

Besides the moments already mentioned, I liked it when Elaine told Jerry she'd faked it all during their relationship. Jerry said something like, "What about the moaning, the groaning, the panting, the writhing? Elaine (checking it off in the air) said heartlessly: "Uh, Fake. Fake. Fake. Fake."

[pdx_prog]

46. The one where Elaine

has to sleep on the sofa bed in Jerry's parent's condo in Fla. She took the muscle relaxers and was yelling "STELLA" in the movie theater. That's the same one where Jerry burst the blood vessels around his eyes from snorkling..

[name not needed]

47. I WAS IN THE POOL!

[Arugula Latte]

50. Shrinkage!

nt

[ernstbass]

48. Kramer's "ass man" license plate

[Mizmoon]

54. "You don't even know what a write-off is, do you?"

"No, but they do. And THEY'RE the ones who are writing it off ..."