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Bossy Monkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-30-05 12:36 PM
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Poll question: Where do you squeeze the toothpaste tube?
There IS a correct answer. Admittedly, it isn't on the poll, but there is a correct answer.:P
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-30-05 12:37 PM
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1. In the bathroom.
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-30-05 12:39 PM
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4. Try the kitchen
It'll blow yer mind
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-30-05 12:48 PM
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5. Woah...I just did and the fuckin' walls are melting.....
Heavy....heavy......the colors.....
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-30-05 12:37 PM
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2. I don't have a toothpaste tube. I use Crest in the flip-top bottle thingie
The Cinnamon Rush flavor.
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-30-05 12:39 PM
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3. I don't. I have people I pay to do that kind of thing
for me. One must have standards, after all.

Redstone
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-30-05 04:47 PM
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12. What with them also chewing your food, I'm surprised you need toothpaste
at all
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-30-05 07:54 PM
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15. The postpriandal gum-massage team and staff
dentist make sure that's not an issue. Not to mention the flossers.

It's hard to find good help these days, but we manage.

Redstone
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-30-05 12:50 PM
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6. "Other": I just suck out what I need.
;-)
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notadmblnd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-30-05 12:53 PM
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7. my husband used to do that
in the shower no less. I always thought it was the most discusting thing. I'd go to use it and his spit would come out on my toothbrush.
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Bossy Monkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-30-05 03:37 PM
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8. I was going to put that as the Other reply, but figured people would
be grossed out.:)
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-30-05 04:44 PM
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9. Bottom!
:)
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Huckebein the Raven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-30-05 04:44 PM
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10. At the top
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-30-05 04:46 PM
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11. between my asscheeks
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Cuban_Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-30-05 04:48 PM
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13.  Start at the bottom, work my way up
Edited on Sat Apr-30-05 04:48 PM by Cuban_Liberal
There's another way?

;)
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latebloomer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-30-05 04:53 PM
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14. Top
Then my husband rolls it up and fixes it. What a guy!!
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