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catmandu57 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-03 10:32 AM
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Bank computer laughed at me this morning
when I called to check my balance, and it told me I had all of 11.00 I swear it snickered. Damn I may be poor, but it doesn't have to laugh at me.
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wtmusic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-03 10:34 AM
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1. Washington Mutual ATM's
try to get all friendly with you. "Okay! Now let's get started...did you want to check a balance or withdraw some cash today?"

Blow me.
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emad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-03 10:50 AM
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3. You mean they do relief massage too?
Not related to Diebold are they???
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-03 10:35 AM
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2. I got the same response last time I asked for a loan.
Edited on Tue Oct-28-03 10:36 AM by GOPisEvil
I submitted an online application, and I swear the response was, "You want WHAT?! From US?!?! Bwahahahaha!".

Ack - can't type
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Wickerman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-03 11:19 AM
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4. I love when you do one of those and it says it will take a few minutes
Edited on Tue Oct-28-03 11:20 AM by lunabush
and almost instantaneously it spits out a rejection. Its like my SSN is sitting there in special file that when flagged spits out an auto-reject and summons all the geeks into the server room so they can look at my credit and laugh - Ha! can you believe that dork even dreamed we would consider him for the AMEX platinum?
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