Top 11 Signs Your ISP Has Turned You In to RIAA

[TXlib]

Top 11 Signs Your ISP Has Turned You In to RIAA as a Dangerous KaZaA User:

11. All the files in your favorite MP3 play list
are now "Lars Ulrich sings 'Feelings'."
10. Your KaZaA rating changes to "Defendant."
9. Eminem insults your mother in his next single.
8. Recording Industry Association of America
president Hillary Rosen sends you e-mail
messages with embedded wav files of heavy
breathing.
7. All the spam in your inbox is from Motion
Picture Association CEO Jack Valenti.
6. You get a bill retroactively charging you
99 cents per downloaded track. Total bill:
$29,700.
5. A Tommy Mottola screen saver suddenly pops
up on your computer.
4. Vanilla Ice and MC Hammer picket your home
with signs that read, "Piracy don't pay my
bills."
3. You receive a request from someone using
outdated hacker wannabe slang claiming a friend
said you could "hook me up" with the latest
Snoop Dogg album.
2. You suddenly have numerous songs from someone
named Avril Lavigne.
1. CD-shaped crop circles appear in your backyard.

[Kamika]

1. hahaha

GOOD POST, im laughing so much

[NashVegas]

2. Did You Write This?

and if not, where did you find it?

too cute.

[TXlib]

3. No, I found it online

It was on the comments section of the UserFriendly cartoon today.

http://www.userfriendly.org

[umcwb]

4. ROTFLMAO!!!

3. You receive a request from someone using
outdated hacker wannabe slang claiming a friend
said you could "hook me up" with the latest
Snoop Dogg album.

4. Vanilla Ice and MC Hammer picket your home
with signs that read, "Piracy don't pay my
bills."

Brilliant!!

[mvd]

5. LOL!

This whole debate needs some humor - thanks. :hi: