What's the Halloween equivalent to bah humbug?

[Fuzz]

:shrug:

[SiobhanClancy]

1. Boo humbug?

:shrug:

[Cha]

5. Boo Humbug! I like it!

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[Fuzz]

11. I'm going to use that one, thanks!

:)

[gratuitous]

2. Sitting on the little roof over the porch

With the garden hose and a high pressure nozzle.

[Kolesar]

6. Oh, that's not nice!

although it is terribly funny. I can't wait to see the little monsters on Friday either. It cuts into my DU time.

[Cha]

3. Whatever it is...it's what I'm feeling!

Bah Humbug!

[Feanorcurufinwe]

4. Turn off exterior lights, chain barking dog outside front door.

[jono]

7. "There is no such thing

as the great pumpkin."

[Bertha Venation]

8. Jesus is God.

[Ellen Forradalom]

9. "You damn kids, get off my property!"

Hide behind the bushes with the hose to douse TPers.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

10. Sorry, I am diabetic?

[proud patriot]

12. I'll get you my pretties

:evilgrin:

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

13. Things have not been the same since someone dropped a

house on my sister.

[Bunny]

14. I don't know the equivalent, but there should be one.

I'm beginning to think the Halloween is as much of a pain as Christmas, in terms of the amount of time and money dedicated to it. My kids have their Halloween party at school tomorrow. Two weeks ago we bought the candy,and each kid painstakingly counted out and filled enough bags for the kids in their class, + one extra just in case.

Then just now, the 6th grader says "Oh by the way, I need 13 more treats for the party tomorrow". 13 MORE TREATS!!! It seems that they're having a joint party with the 5th graders. Nice of them to tell us the night before the party.

She's lucky I have candy here to hand out to the trick or treaters, or those 13 extra kids would be S.O.L. :)

[CO Liberal]

15. "We Don't Celebrate The Devil's Holiday In This House"

That's how one "good Christian" woman in Pueblo answers her door every Halloween. And then she slams the door in the kids' faces, and brags about it the next day on local talk radio.