matcom
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Fri Oct-31-03 01:56 PM
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ok. 2 ADULT trick or treaters walked into my office OFF THE STREET! |
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looking for candy.
man and a woman. he was dressed as Cpt Hook and she was dressed up as some sort of cross between Little Bo Peep and Debbie Does Dallas.
they walk right in and yell: "Trick Orrrrrrrrr Trrreeeeeaaaaattt"
yeah BITCH! i got a whole DRAWR full of candy but its MY PERSONAL STASH!
you think i am wasteing MY private Sweet Tarts collection on YOU bozos who think and act like YOU ARE F*CKING SIX YEARS OLD???
Screw Would Ya?
i gots me work to do
:grr:
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Fri Oct-31-03 01:57 PM
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Please send candy, or I will play a trick on you.
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Fri Oct-31-03 01:57 PM
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2. You didn't mix them a cocktail? |
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Fri Oct-31-03 01:57 PM
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give 'em some stale old candy.
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Fri Oct-31-03 01:58 PM
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4. Damn, nothing like that ever happens in Fargo |
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They would make my day. They could have all of my sweet tarts and I'd throw in a Pixie Stick as well.
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Fri Oct-31-03 01:58 PM
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5. "work"? Like posting on DU?! |
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:P
I'd have given them black licorice. I hate that stuff. :D
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Fri Oct-31-03 01:59 PM
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6. well my boss THINKS its work! |
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Fri Oct-31-03 02:01 PM
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7. I am intolerant of adult trick-or-treaters. |
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Edited on Fri Oct-31-03 02:03 PM by Richardo
x( I'm sure there is a counselor somewhere that can help me with it.
Except I don't WANT help with it.
The bane of the baby boom generation (and its descendants) is the hijacking of this children's holiday by chronological adults incapable of becoming emotional adults. I blame it all on Dr. Spock.
Flame on!
Richardo <--- Halloween curmudgeon. x(
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Fri Oct-31-03 02:03 PM
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8. I'll consider your point while I am attending parties tonight. |
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I'm going as a combination Hunter S. Thompson/The Duke from Doonesbury. :D
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Fri Oct-31-03 02:08 PM
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12. Contents of GOPisEvil's "Treat" bag.... |
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"two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half-full of cocaine and a whole galaxy of multicolored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers. A quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls"....per Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas
Have fun. Don't do anything I wouldn't do.
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Fri Oct-31-03 02:09 PM
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14. Crap...I always forget the Bud... |
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Fri Oct-31-03 02:09 PM
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I'm a mutant who is missing the gene that enjoys costumes, I guess.
OH well. Don't let it ruin your night, GOPisEvil, I'll be OK. Really. :D
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Fri Oct-31-03 02:10 PM
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16. Actually, this is my first Halloween in years. |
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I'm being lured by the promise of cute women. :P
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Fri Oct-31-03 02:15 PM
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19. As your attorney I advise you to meet as many cute women as possible |
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Fri Oct-31-03 02:17 PM
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21. Yeehaw! An attorney. Maybe I should keep your number handy! |
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;-)
If there are no cute women, I will be most displeased.
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Fri Oct-31-03 02:10 PM
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15. i can hear you now... |
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Edited on Fri Oct-31-03 02:10 PM by Bertha Venation
"I got a rock." ;)
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Fri Oct-31-03 02:14 PM
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18. HA! Actually, I WAS a rather round-headed kid... |
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Sank you, doktor! I feel cured!
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Fri Oct-31-03 02:04 PM
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9. if they came to your office |
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you should give them paperclips or something like that. :evilgrin:
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Fri Oct-31-03 02:05 PM
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10. i'll put a staple in his A**! |
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is that the same thing?
:D
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Fri Oct-31-03 03:59 PM
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that sounds like a good "treat"...:evilgrin:
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Fri Oct-31-03 02:07 PM
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11. Any trick or treator over age 8 is basically running a protection racquet |
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:bounce::grr::mad::bounce:
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Fri Oct-31-03 02:14 PM
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17. give them some action items and a deadline to complete them eom |
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Fri Oct-31-03 02:16 PM
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20. Get 'em! Sick 'em! Tear 'em apart Matcom! |
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Matcom, Matcom he's our man! <clap clap clap clap clap>
If he can't do it no one can! <clap clap clap clap clap>
GO MATCOM!!!
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Fri Oct-31-03 04:04 PM
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23. Give 'em the circus peanuts and the Necco wafers. |
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That is some nasty use of sucrose... Hate that stuff.
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Fri Oct-31-03 04:05 PM
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no way. the circus peanuts definately but my NECCO's??????
this IS New England afterall x(
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Fri Oct-31-03 04:08 PM
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Fri Oct-31-03 04:56 PM
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26. Aren't they made of drywall? |
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that's what they TASTE like, anyway...
Give 'em the fucking candy corn, even dogs won't eat that shit.
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Fri Oct-31-03 05:41 PM
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Fri Oct-31-03 05:33 PM
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27. That's why I give out beer |
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/not really - I wish I had that much money :evilgrin:
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Fri Oct-31-03 05:35 PM
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Halloween is an adult holiday, not just one for kids.
Would you growl at me if I showed up as Pinhead at your door?
Get with the spirit of the day, dude.
:evilgrin:
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