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Thu Sep-08-05 05:34 PM
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It just occured to me: Jesus was (and God is) gay! |
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Edited on Thu Sep-08-05 05:34 PM by ih8thegop
Jesus said He loved everyone. By 'everyone,' I assume they mean men AND women.
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Thu Sep-08-05 05:35 PM
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Thu Sep-08-05 05:35 PM
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2. He hung out with 12 other guys. |
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And the only woman he knew was a prostitute.
I mean, really.
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Thu Sep-08-05 05:37 PM
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5. GASP!! You're right! Call Rick Santorum NOW!! (nt) |
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Thu Sep-08-05 06:56 PM
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The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.
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Fri Sep-09-05 02:04 PM
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Thu Sep-08-05 06:35 PM
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12. And that whole "resurrection" story... |
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who would EVER buy that?
I mean, this guy takes off for the weekend with 12 other guys, doesn't leave any clue as to where he's going. Then shows up on Sunday night with some lame-ass story about being hung on a cross, dying and coming back to life.
Yeah, right. That's not suspicious.
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Fri Sep-09-05 09:17 AM
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17. What happened to the good old days of morality? |
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Thu Sep-08-05 05:35 PM
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3. I made a poster once and had it in my living room |
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for the longest time. It had Jesus on it, and said "Jesus was a pinko commie fag". I got tired of taking it down before my parents came over, so I eventually gave it away.
It was quite the hit though.
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Thu Sep-08-05 05:42 PM
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8. Why did you take it down, wasn't it your place? |
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When we grow up, Mommy and Daddy have to accept that we're adults.
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Thu Sep-08-05 05:44 PM
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9. Yeah, but sometimes it's not worth |
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hearing my mom. They have the same religious views as I do, but still...mom.
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Thu Sep-08-05 05:36 PM
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4. Emotional love or physical love? |
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Big difference.
I could care less if He got jiggy with a 4-slice chrome-plated toaster. Jesus loved, cared, and died for us - which is a pity, it not only shows how lame the death penalty is, but also shows that (a) Jesus died for nothing and (b) Jesus would be better alive.
I'm glad He is coming back. It's the one thing that keeps me sane; Antichrist* and his followers will be a-payin', that's for sure.
What say you?
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Thu Sep-08-05 05:37 PM
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6. Actually Jesus is a black man from New Orleans |
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(I won't name names) and last week was the Rapture. It's just that the fundies haven't figured out that it was the black people that got raptured and they've been left behind.
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Thu Sep-08-05 05:41 PM
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7. Loved = had sex with, right? |
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Oh, brother....
Wouldn't Mary Magdalene be pissed?
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Thu Sep-08-05 05:52 PM
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10. Wouldn't that make the alleged Jesus bi? |
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No love for BiJesus?
:evilgrin:
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Thu Sep-08-05 06:39 PM
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13. Quick! Call Fred Phelps and James Dobson! |
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Thu Sep-08-05 06:40 PM
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14. God couldn't bring himself to fuck Mary |
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so he used SCIENCE - invitro fertilization - to knock her up.
Michael Jackson REALLY IS GOD!
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Thu Sep-08-05 06:48 PM
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15. God is good, God is great |
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She ain't white and she ain't straight!
Khash.
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Fri Sep-09-05 01:09 PM
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Fri Sep-09-05 01:18 PM
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his disciples out by twos?
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Fri Sep-09-05 02:00 PM
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20. Jokes about Jesus are forbidden in the Lounge |
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At least, if someone bitches about it.
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Fri Sep-09-05 02:00 PM
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21. that's bisexual, not gay |
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Fri Sep-09-05 02:15 PM
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23. Nah, he was neither straight nor gay. |
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Edited on Fri Sep-09-05 02:46 PM by Shell Beau
He loved everyone equally. But I don't believe he was a sexual being. Just my opinion though!! Although I know this is just in fun!
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