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Bossy Monkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-09-05 09:16 AM
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Most improbable gig you've heard ascribed to God?
Yesterday a college assistant coach who had previously been a head coach said that he didn't know whether God planned for him to be a head coach again. I couldn't help but think that that God cat is one hard-working fellow. It seems like he spends most of his time worrying about sports, though. Maybe that's how the world got so fucked up. Regardless, what's the silliest thing you've heard someone suggest that God is up nights thinking about?
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Dukkha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-09-05 09:20 AM
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1. besides * being pResident I'd say boxers
"I thank God for allowing me to beat the crap out of my opponent!"
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Spider Jerusalem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-09-05 09:21 AM
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2. Getting rap and r&b artists Grammys.
That seems to be #2 on God's "to do" list, after sports.
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-09-05 09:23 AM
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4. Hee hee!
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-09-05 09:23 AM
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3. I don't know. Christians believe God
Edited on Fri Sep-09-05 09:27 AM by Shell Beau
is there through it all. Of course there are ridiculous things that people attribute to God. Such as what has been listed thus far!
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-09-05 09:26 AM
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5. Entertainers that win awards
Oscars, Grammies, Golden Globes ect...
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