A HERETIC I AM
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Sun Oct-02-05 10:16 PM
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Post your best/favorite one-liners here. |
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New or vintage, doesnt matter.....
One of my faves:
"I dropped Spot Remover on my dog and now he's gone"
Steven Wright
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Graf Orlok
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Sun Oct-02-05 10:18 PM
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Did you hear about the magic tractor? |
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It was driving down the road and then suddenly turned into a field.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Sun Oct-02-05 10:22 PM
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2. Referring to a wealthy person: |
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Guy's got more bread than a prison meatloaf.
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Sun Oct-02-05 10:24 PM
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6. Haha, Rodney Dangerfield said that in an episode of The Simpsons |
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Sun Oct-02-05 10:22 PM
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3. "If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit." |
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Just about any Mitch Hedberg joke, really. http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Mitch_Hedberg
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Sun Oct-02-05 10:24 PM
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5. An escalator can never break--it can only become stairs |
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Local boy. He'll be missed. :cry:
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Sun Oct-02-05 10:24 PM
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A HERETIC I AM
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Sun Oct-02-05 10:36 PM
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8. That bit is hilarious! |
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"This escalator is now stairs. Sorry for the convenience"
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Sun Oct-02-05 10:23 PM
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4. I love my hubby's punny sense of humor...when I asked him how he |
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thought the elections in Iraq would go, he replied, "We'll see Sunni 'nough." cracked me right fuckin' up! And I LOVE Tom Wait's "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy." Pure genious.
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Sun Oct-02-05 10:57 PM
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9. "Shakespeare all around-- I'm buying!" |
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Rodney Dangerfield in "Back to School"
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Sun Oct-02-05 10:59 PM
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10. When the Shi'ite hits the fan, will the Kurds get in the way.... |
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Sun Oct-02-05 11:01 PM
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11. When the going gets tough ... |
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