Robb
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Mon Oct-03-05 01:20 PM
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So. Why do YOU hate America? |
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I hate it because the damn environmentalist kooks won't let me open up a combination strip mine / gravel-crushing operation in my back yard.
You?
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Mon Oct-03-05 01:20 PM
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Bassic
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Mon Oct-03-05 01:28 PM
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2. I hate it because all them queers are tryin to |
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convert my children via children's programming and movies.
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Mon Oct-03-05 01:31 PM
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3. I hate it because too many fuckers are too lazy to get out of their |
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cars and go into a fast food joint - and prefer instead to yell into a microphone like the goddamn overconsuming sheep they are.
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Mon Oct-03-05 01:32 PM
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4. so yell through your microphone back at them! |
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:eyes:
if it weren't for them buddy you would be livin' on the streets! :D
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Robb
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Mon Oct-03-05 01:32 PM
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Mon Oct-03-05 01:33 PM
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8. I don't work there, buddy |
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I just walk by in disgust and get my food the way I ordered it AND HOT and CORRECT by the time the line of fools has moved three cars.
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Robb
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Mon Oct-03-05 01:32 PM
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5. There oughtta be a law! |
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I sugest a flat overconsumption tax, whereby people are taxed based upon the weight and volume of their poop each day.
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DS1
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Mon Oct-03-05 01:35 PM
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9. That's right - random laser samplings of toilet flush particle counts |
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FOR EVERYONE!
Better start pooping on a regular basis, or that odd MOAB you send down the pipes might triple your consumption tax
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Mon Oct-03-05 01:33 PM
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7. I can't stand how "Horse with no name" |
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is on every compilation of 70's songs. it's awful.
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Mon Oct-03-05 02:05 PM
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Is there any other reason :shrug:
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Mon Oct-03-05 02:08 PM
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11. 'Cuz I'm constantly getting lattes tossed onto my truck from Volvos |
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passing by. It's terrible.
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Mon Oct-03-05 02:09 PM
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12. I hate America because of its freedoms! |
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Edited on Mon Oct-03-05 02:09 PM by Graf Orlok
Damn Americans and their freedoms!
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Mon Oct-03-05 02:09 PM
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13. Waaay too many dingbats |
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Mon Oct-03-05 02:10 PM
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Why does Khash hate America?
Provincialism. Our downward spiral into theocracy. Our assumption that we are entitled to any and everything. Our contempt for everyone else. Amerika uber alles.
Khash. (but I also love it for different reasons)
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Mon Oct-03-05 02:22 PM
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15. Repukes, neocons and fundies eom |
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Mon Oct-03-05 02:24 PM
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16. Because we haven't managed to take over the world yet. |
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I mean seriously, once we got the "bomb," it should have been all over. United States of the World. It has a nice ring to it, doesn't it?
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