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Mon Oct-03-05 05:49 PM
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So I had a maple in my grandma's yard cut down...and this prick neighbour |
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Gets all bent out of shape because the guy's had some of their equipment on his property. Anyway, it's like 4:30 and the guy (dressed in camo pants and a wife-beater) staggers over, reaking of booze... he starts yelling at the contractors about how he won't sue them if they prune some of his trees as well. Then he begins calling my grandmother all sorts of names I can't even mention here due to the code of conduct. The contractor agrees, just to get him to go in and shut up.. then on the way back to his house he has to suddenly run to stop his truck from rolling away cause he was so drunk he forgot to use the parking break. Then of course he started swearing again, accusing the contractors of moving it.
Oye, my poor grandma is very scared by this man. He always has huge garbage piles in the yard an throws loud parties.
SOmke people...
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Mon Oct-03-05 05:57 PM
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Now he's out there trying to hire the guy himself!
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Mon Oct-03-05 06:12 PM
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you actually want to leave the Okanagan?!
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Mon Oct-03-05 06:28 PM
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8. I'm just buggin matcom |
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Mon Oct-03-05 06:11 PM
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I think your grandma should break his toes, and then sue his ass off. Maybe the workers can move his truck, too.
:D
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Mon Oct-03-05 06:12 PM
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3. Perfect case for the "He needed killin'" defense. |
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Mon Oct-03-05 06:18 PM
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Mon Oct-03-05 06:21 PM
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6. What the hell is a "wife beater"? |
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I'm trying to figure it out on my own, but I don't think I'm disturbed enough. What is it?
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Mon Oct-03-05 06:22 PM
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7. those ribbed sleeveless t-shirts you see guys wear. |
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People took to calling them wife beaters, because it seemed as though every loser arrested on TV was wearing one after being picked up for hitting his wife.
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Mon Oct-03-05 06:50 PM
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..."tank top" undershirts, always white, like one Marlon Brando wore in "A Streetcar Named Desire" where he played Stanley Kowalski, wife beater.
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Mon Oct-03-05 06:29 PM
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Mon Oct-03-05 06:32 PM
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10. I think it's time to call in the "Nut Squad" |
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(Myself and a few other crazy DUer's...with Baseball Bats) :)
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Mon Oct-03-05 06:33 PM
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Mon Oct-03-05 06:37 PM
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12. Nice. Threatening old women. Is this what we have become? |
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Don't you belong in GD????
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Mon Oct-03-05 06:38 PM
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14. answer to question #1: YES |
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answer to question #2: HOLD ME MOMMY
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Mon Oct-03-05 06:38 PM
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13. She's got a 12 gauge under the bed |
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Lucky for you it's not loaded...doh!
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Mon Oct-03-05 06:39 PM
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15. i got a bowl of Ribbon Candy ready |
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she is putty in my presence
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Mon Oct-03-05 06:41 PM
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Man, she actually did used to have bags of that stuff
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Mon Oct-03-05 06:42 PM
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they are as old as her goiter x(
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Mon Oct-03-05 07:06 PM
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21. LOL... take that Matcom |
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