What the hell is wrong with G.W. Bush (sarcasm)?

[Deep13]

Everything Bush does is wrong. Everything he has tried has ended in disaster. Why the hell is he such a stupid bastard? Was he traumatized as a child or something? What could have caused him to be the way he is?

[grace0418]

1. His family gave Halliburton a no-bid contract.

Bidding? That's for peasants!

[Deep13]

2. Mmm, yes, quite so.

Be sure to wipe your feet on a poor person before coming inside.

[meganmonkey]

3. Excuse me

but there is NOTHING wrong with being baptised by scotch!

[Deep13]

4. what about a box of wine?

[meganmonkey]

5. Well, I have heard they have made improvements in boxed wine

although I'm a little suspicious. Bad Franzia experience :shrug:

[Deep13]

6. He was assembled from parts of lesser assholes.

[Deep13]

7. Has face only a mother could love,...

...except his mother is not capable of loving anything except power.

[Deep13]

8. Maybe he never drank his Ovaltine.

Chugged just about everything else, though.

[Deep13]

9. kick

:kick:

[Deep13]

10. I know what happened.

As a kid he made a lot of model airplanes without ventilation. He seems like a glue-sniffer anyway.

[Deep13]

11. Blood poisoning from ink used to cover 666 on scalp with tatoo.

[chknltl]

12. Overworked

or so he keeps saying.
Of course there was that bicycle incident...
and then there was that other bicycle incident...
and that other bicycle incident...
OK so maybe bicycles, alcohol and idiocy are a bad mix.
Which begs the question:
Does he still have a pilots license?

[Deep13]

13. But it's ha-a-ard being president.