kick-ass-bob
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Thu Oct-06-05 09:22 AM
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Do not click this thread. |
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Edited on Thu Oct-06-05 09:37 AM by kick-ass-bob
Former thread title: I need help.
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.
Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazilian?"
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Thu Oct-06-05 09:28 AM
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kick-ass-bob
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Thu Oct-06-05 09:29 AM
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2. I told you I needed help. |
progmom
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Thu Oct-06-05 09:30 AM
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4. i had no idea it had reached such epic proportions |
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Thu Oct-06-05 09:33 AM
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10. yes. first, I miss Lost, and now this. |
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I think I am having a nervous breakdown.
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Thu Oct-06-05 09:43 AM
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20. pandemic? epidemic? epitome? epicicac? |
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who in hell came up with a name like EPICAC?
Sounds like a cat throwing up.
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progmom
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Thu Oct-06-05 10:01 AM
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stream of consciousness gone wild! :)
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Thu Oct-06-05 10:09 AM
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23. welcome to my world. you missed my extolling the virtues of my damn |
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dogs.
I really, really need to get out of the house.
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Thu Oct-06-05 10:11 AM
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Thu Oct-06-05 09:37 AM
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:hug: :hug: :hug:
I think I am immune to this joke now. :)
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Thu Oct-06-05 09:41 AM
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Thu Oct-06-05 12:19 PM
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I luuurveses you back! :loveya:
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Thu Oct-06-05 09:30 AM
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3. Is there no way to hide from this joke? |
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Thu Oct-06-05 09:31 AM
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6. No. It has become part of DU lore forever. |
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I can't wait for someone outside of DU to tell it to me. Then someone may actually SEE someone else's head explode.
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Thu Oct-06-05 09:33 AM
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12. Oh man, that must be quite a disturbing spectacle. nt |
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Thu Oct-06-05 09:38 AM
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16. I first heard it from outside DU last week. |
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Thu Oct-06-05 09:31 AM
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Seek PROFESSIONAL help!
:P
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Thu Oct-06-05 09:31 AM
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7. Every time I see this joke now I post this |
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Thu Oct-06-05 09:32 AM
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8. Does this mean you aren't going to help me? |
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Thu Oct-06-05 09:32 AM
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9. Wow. I can't believe I am going to say this. |
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I wish I were still a mod.
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Thu Oct-06-05 09:33 AM
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11. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! |
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Thu Oct-06-05 09:37 AM
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13. Too late... I already clicked. |
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Thu Oct-06-05 09:37 AM
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14. Maybe if someone were to do a "The Aristocrats" type of movie.... |
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Edited on Thu Oct-06-05 09:37 AM by terrya
with this joke. :shrug:
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Thu Oct-06-05 09:42 AM
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18. EMAIL this to EVERYONE you know. |
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Thu Oct-06-05 09:43 AM
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19. Maybe we should PM it to all of DU. |
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Thu Oct-06-05 09:44 AM
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I double, triple, quadruple BRAZILIAN dare you.
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