LynneSin
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Thu Oct-06-05 12:40 PM
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Great new joke I just know you haven't heard!!! |
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Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying:
"Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in conflict in Iraq"
"OH NO!" the President exclaims, ashen faced, "That's terrible!"
His staff sits stunned at his display of emotion, nervously watching as
Bush sits, head in hands. Finally the President looks up and asks,
"How many is a brazillion? More than a million right?"
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Sorry, I haven't been on the Brazilian bandwagon yet
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Thu Oct-06-05 12:41 PM
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1. I clicked on this thread thinking "LynneSin won't let us down!" |
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Thu Oct-06-05 12:42 PM
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4. I'm sorry hun, I felt I wasn't living up to lounge standards |
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Thu Oct-06-05 12:42 PM
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5. You needed to get down with the worst of us |
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Thu Oct-06-05 12:41 PM
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Thu Oct-06-05 12:43 PM
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6. How did you raise the dead? |
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Thu Oct-06-05 12:43 PM
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7. I knew your obituary was premature |
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I didn't think we'd seen the last of this dude.
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Thu Oct-06-05 12:44 PM
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8. just because you bastards didn't keep it kicked. |
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Thu Oct-06-05 12:45 PM
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9. this is what you get for picking on my state of Delaware |
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Thu Oct-06-05 12:46 PM
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11. HEY! It's been at least a |
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week since I picked on Delaware. I didn't even make fun of your state flag!
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Thu Oct-06-05 12:45 PM
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10. Deja Vu a Brazillion times. |
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Thu Oct-06-05 12:47 PM
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12. Come here. I have a present for you. You'll like it. |
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:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:
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Thu Oct-06-05 12:49 PM
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;( :evilfrown: :mad: :wtf: :argh: :spank: :grr: :thumbsdown: :banghead:
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Thu Oct-06-05 12:51 PM
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15. Boo on your chicanery! Trickster! Huckster! Foul! Foul! |
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Thu Oct-06-05 12:54 PM
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16. Lynne, it's pretty bad when Beaker gets on your case. |
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Thu Oct-06-05 12:55 PM
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17. Robert Plant can kick Beaker's butt |
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Thu Oct-06-05 01:07 PM
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I thought we buried this joke!
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Thu Oct-06-05 01:16 PM
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20. It's the joke that will NEVER EVER DIE |
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Thu Oct-06-05 01:48 PM
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Edited on Thu Oct-06-05 01:50 PM by SoCalDem
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Thu Oct-06-05 02:25 PM
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24. Are you stalking my threads |
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Thu Oct-06-05 02:27 PM
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:applause: :applause: :applause: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Thu Oct-06-05 02:29 PM
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26. I'll see about warming up some tar. |
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Or should we use roofing mastic?
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Thu Oct-06-05 02:30 PM
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27. curses...foiled again |
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