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Gothic Sponge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-09-05 02:07 AM
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Every Time A Bell Rings An Angel Gets____________
Edited on Sun Oct-09-05 02:09 AM by Gothic Sponge
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hyphenate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-09-05 02:11 AM
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1. A headache eom
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Splatter Phoenix Donating Member (626 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-09-05 02:12 AM
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2. PMS.
"STFU WITH THE GODDAMNED BELLS."
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Scoots Donating Member (196 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-09-05 02:17 AM
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3. To smite the guy who rang the dang thing
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-09-05 02:19 AM
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4. A year's supply of Rice-A-Roni
(the San Francisco Treat™)
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-09-05 02:20 AM
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5. Self-delete
Edited on Sun Oct-09-05 02:22 AM by Oeditpus Rex
Dupe.
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-09-05 02:24 AM
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6. Wings. The same thing over and over again ......
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
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Parrcrow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-09-05 02:27 AM
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7. to pick up the phone and say; "Heavenly Pizza, can I help you?
O8)
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Wapsie B Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-09-05 02:28 AM
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8. Laid.
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Clintmax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-09-05 04:48 AM
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14. ROFL!
:rofl:
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-09-05 02:30 AM
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9. Tinnitus. (nt)
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-09-05 03:58 AM
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10. Kicked in the junk?
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Meatwad Donating Member (330 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-09-05 04:00 AM
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11. shot.
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aint_no_life_nowhere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-09-05 04:07 AM
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12. Every time Bush lies - an Angel in Hell gets its leathery wings
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-09-05 04:47 AM
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13. hungry and drools
Pavlov's Angels.
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hippywife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-09-05 08:29 AM
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15. Feragamo shoes?
:shrug:
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TallahasseeGrannie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-09-05 08:38 AM
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16. Lucky
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SKKY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-09-05 10:50 AM
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17. Off.
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jane_pippin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-09-05 10:53 AM
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18. The Clap.
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-09-05 10:55 AM
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19. ...a bat, and clobbers he/she that ringeth that damn bell.
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TroubleMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-09-05 10:56 AM
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20. Shorty

nt.
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-09-05 11:06 AM
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21. downsized
:cry:
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Sabriel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-09-05 11:21 AM
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22. To send a PNACer to Hell
Happy angels!
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Lilyhoney Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-09-05 11:23 AM
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23. This is my favorite movie of all time.
Wings.
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guinivere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-09-05 11:29 AM
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24. a martini (nt)
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-09-05 11:30 AM
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25. ...Saliva on Its Chin.
Very well trained, them angels.
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Dastard Stepchild Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-09-05 12:08 PM
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26. yes.. yes...
this one is good. :thumbsup:

:)
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shockra Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-09-05 12:32 PM
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27. High.
In the clouds. In the clouds. ;)
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