So my 8 year old asked me what a Sex Party was.......

[Divameow77]

I live in Minnesota and all anyone can talk about is the damn Viking Sex Party Cruise. Last night my son asks "Mom what's a sex party?" How in the world do I answer that?

[BigMcLargehuge]

1. Tell him it has fewer hats

and no cake

[matcom]

2. there may be no cake but...

there IS PIE! :P

[Divameow77]

4. don't forget

jimmy hats (is that the correct spelling :shrug:

[Shell Beau]

3. Unless someone is jumping out of the cake!!!

[Divameow77]

5. They do have

"Party Favors" in a way.

[BigMcLargehuge]

6. not in Texas apparently

but they do have "massagers"

[edbermac]

7. No cake, buts lots of big, funny-looking candles...

:evilgrin:

[Divameow77]

8. We better watch it

this thread might get shut down }(

[Mutley]

9. Say what my parents always said...

"Ask me again in five years."

[Love Bug]

10. Where the hell did he hear about that?

Tell him "It's something some grownups do that usually gets them in a lot of trouble" and if he presses for more details, just give him the "ask me in 5 years" bit.

[WeRQ4U]

11. Just tell him "It's Something AWESOME"....

No, just kidding. Don't tell him that. Tell him that it's something that spoiled thugs do during their days off instead of trying to get better at a job that they suck at.

[Hugin]

12. Hmm... Good question.

Ask me again in 5 years.

[Divameow77]

13. It was really hard to not giggle

and say "Oh mom hasn't done that in years" but I restrained myself.

[JVS]

14. It's how grownups have fun

[donsu]

15. be truthful - explain what it is in plain English

if you don't tell him the truth, someone else will tell him who knows what.

[LisaL]

17. Oh gee. It's just confuses a young kid.

My parents explained the birds and the bees to me when I was five. Or they thought they did. After it, I declared I refuse to sleep in the same room with my five year old cousin because I didn't want any babies!
I declared it at a birthday party in front of numerous adults. I still remember how embarrassed I was because they all started laughing.

[Divameow77]

16. Actually what I really said was

You know how sex is something grown ups do, well it's something some grown ups do. Don't worry about it.

[LisaL]

18. That's a good strategy.