maine_raptor
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Thu Oct-13-05 10:17 PM
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What's the best route for the upcoming US invasion of Canada? |
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1) Washington State and hang a right?
2) Through Maine and turn left?
3) Hey diddle diddle, up through the middle - Montana and spread out in both directions?
I'm not too keen on #2, too many out-of-stater's going through this neck of the woods.
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Thu Oct-13-05 10:38 PM
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Through Central and South America, across the Antarctic, and come up the other side...take them from the North...they will never expect it.
Oh and make sure to secure the breweries first!!! We don't want looting...eh!
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maine_raptor
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Fri Oct-14-05 02:43 PM
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The only two reasons for "acquiring" Canada, that and making Peter Jennings an American citizen, post, that is.
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WannaJumpMyScooter
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Thu Oct-13-05 11:06 PM
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2. Last time we tried from the east and got our |
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ass handed to us... anyone remember the battle of Quebec?
I think the supply problem would be eased with I25 as our center, but the attacking from the north thing is very interesting.
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Thu Oct-13-05 11:08 PM
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3. Go in through the Boundary Waters |
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Thu Oct-13-05 11:44 PM
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4. Those asshole vigilantes who patrol the Mexican-US border |
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have invaded Washington state-much to the chagrin of people on both sides of the border. I guess it's the Montana way...
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Thu Oct-13-05 11:46 PM
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Up through NoDak and northern Minnesota into Manitoba!
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Sat Oct-15-05 12:30 PM
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come through Alaska and the Yukon, they'll never see it coming and we'll have them trapped in a pincer movement.
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Fri Oct-14-05 02:52 PM
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7. If Bush is responsible for the geography, |
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they'll probably go through Florida.
:dunce:
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Fri Oct-14-05 03:30 PM
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10. well, a lot of us are down there now anyway! (n/t) |
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Fri Oct-14-05 02:53 PM
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8. several fronts would work best |
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Edited on Fri Oct-14-05 02:54 PM by Zuni
From Washington State/Montana and Alaska to hit BC/Yukon with twin pincers and to reinforce the rebel canadians in Alberta.
An half amphib (cross lake)/ half armored (from New England into Southeastern Canada, turning towards Toronto) attack through the great lakes and New England aimed at Toronto and then Ottawa
smaller diversonary attack aimed at Quebec /Montreal (along with promises of Quebec Independence should keep the French out of the fight)
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Fri Oct-14-05 03:30 PM
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9. for us, or for you? (n/t) |
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Fri Oct-14-05 03:33 PM
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11. slam right through vermont. |
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lots of cows up thata way so you wouldn't be bothering many people
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Fri Oct-14-05 03:33 PM
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12. they should invade russia, then cross over to alaska and down |
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Sounds like a * war plan to me!
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Fri Oct-14-05 03:33 PM
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13. Just go through Detroit |
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People leave Detroit all the time, so no one will get suspicious
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Fri Oct-14-05 03:54 PM
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14. You should wait until January |
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and then go thru Montana and North Dakota into Alberta, Saskatchewan and Manitoba. Then, in the spring, we can just heave the frozen bodies into the truck (less smell). :evilgrin:
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Sat Oct-15-05 09:59 AM
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15. See that's one of the things about you Canadians |
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Just too DAMN NEAT!!!! :D
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Gormy Cuss
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Sat Oct-15-05 12:27 PM
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16. Let's go with the three-pronged attack. |
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West Coasters shoot straight North and stay in BC.
People from the Mid-Atlantic and north go through Maine, with only New Englanders turning right to the Maritimes, the rest turning left toward Montreal.
Everyone else can rush through at Detroit and fan out.
Works for me.:P
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Sat Oct-15-05 12:29 PM
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17. What about the great Lakes? You could pick up some ammo |
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