Man, it sucks when you go into your email account

[HEyHEY]

And see you have two new emails in your inbox!
Then you go to them and both are some for of Spam. :-(

It sucks even more that two new emails can yeild that kind of excitement. What happened to my life?

[Robb]

1. I hid it in a puddle behind the toilet

Sorry. :hi:

[Dave Reynolds]

2. And it's a long time

until the new phone books come, too....

[Ptah]

3. My my, hey hey

Rock and roll is here to stay
It’s better to burn out
Than to fade away
My my, hey hey.

Out of the blue and into the black
They give you this, but you pay for that
And once you’re gone, you can never come back
When you’re out of the blue and into the black.

The king is gone but he’s not forgotten
This is the story of a johnny rotten
It’s better to burn out than it is to rust
The king is gone but he’s not forgotten.

Hey hey, my my
Rock and roll can never die
There’s more to the picture
Than meets the eye.
Hey hey, my my.

[Elidor]

4. A Nigerian scam letter and a penis-enlargement appeal?

Some days, that's as good as it gets.

[democracyindanger]

5. I thought the same thing when I went into your email account.

Oh, there was some message from some girl that said she was completely in love with you and was wrong not to fulfill your high school crush, but I accidentally deleted it. She'll probably write back, though.

[HEyHEY]

7. My Highschool crush has kids now - so I'm not interested

[democracyindanger]

8. She attached nudie pictures.

Dude, kids or not, total MILF. She's been working the Thighmaster.

[CanuckAmok]

6. It's only really sad when you start responding the the spam.

And not my breasts are two cup sizes larger, and for what?!