Ooooh maaaatcom - Come out and RAAAA-EEE-AAKE!

[DS1]

They're here :D

[GOPisEvil]

1. Oh goody!!! Matcom raking rants!

:popcorn:

[DS1]

2. heheheh

pass the :popcorn:

[Midlodemocrat]

3. Personally, I can't wait for the snow shoveling rants.

:popcorn:

[redqueen]

4. Awww... pretty.

:D

[no name no slogan]

5. Maybe he'll rig up the scooter

with some sort of raking contraption?

[DS1]

6. Yeah, it's probably got the power of TWO leafblowers

:D

[no name no slogan]

7. ....

:spray:

you owe me one keyboard!

[In_The_Wind]

8. mowing and mulching ...

is way more fun ...

[matcom]

9. AAAAAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

:cry:

its time. i know. i'm PAINFULLY aware x(

[VelmaD]

10. Honey...hire a neighbor kid to do it...

that's what gawd put them there for.

[DS1]

11. Shit, hire ME to do it

I could use the money x(

[matcom]

15. well get your fucking ass OVER HERE!

$2/hour

the job is yours

[DS1]

16. Is it an open-bar arrangement?

[matcom]

17. isn't it always at my house?

:D

[DS1]

20. hmmm, good point

[southlandshari]

22. Can I help you guys?

I'll ride my bicycle right over!

:evilgrin:

[DS1]

23. By the time you got here you'd be using a shovel, not a rake

[southlandshari]

26. ROFL!

Not only that, but I don't really think I want to ride my bicycle in my normal biking attire in ya'll's neck of the woods!

Right, matcom?

:P

[matcom]

25. bring Scotch

DS1 can drink like a fucking FISH

[southlandshari]

27. How will I carry it

on my bicycle?

:shrug:

[DS1]

28. Inside your shirt

:hide:

[southlandshari]

29. ....

:hide: I can't believe you made me do that.

[matcom]

30. but *I* am thankful for it

:D

[DS1]

31. Okay then

+



+

[southlandshari]

32. That's gonna hurt

When I have to take it off.


:o

[DS1]

33. Do it nice and slowly

and you'll be fine, don't worry, we'll watch to make sure

[southlandshari]

34. Oh my.

[Midlodemocrat]

12. Oh, you poor thing.

I will send my daughter and her friends up to rake for you.






:hide:

[DS1]

13. It could be a little bit nipply outside

Have them wear some goretex thongs so they don't catch a cold

[Midlodemocrat]

14. You, sir are a very bad man.

and here I thought, after your defense of the children in the amine thread that you had decided to be a children lover.

And, to top it off, you rescued a DOG!!! A DOG.

I think Hell is freezing over.


:hide:

[DS1]

18. He didn't bark

Not once :D

[Midlodemocrat]

19. Oh, well if that is the criteria, you would hate my dog.

She barks at squirrels, leaves, garbage men, you name it.

Other than that, she is pretty darn sweet.

[DS1]

21. Nevermind the barking

this dog was actually trained and social - something I haven't experienced in a long, long time

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

24. Well, that's a step up from Matcom.

[Mrs.Matcom]

41. NO SCOOTER UNTIL

You finish raking the yard!!! :*

[CaliforniaPeggy]

35. Omygod....this WHOLE entire thread has me in stitches!

It is so fucking funny!

AND.......the pics are gorgeous!


Thank you for ALL of it.......

[Texasgal]

52. Peggy said

"fucking" teh heh...:)

[Az]

36. Makes ya just want to run up and hug a tree

and shake the living daylights out of it. :evilgrin:

[davidinalameda]

37. I do not miss raking leaves

especially when you have to pull them out of the rain gutters

that's just nasty, not mention dangerous since I'm on a freaking ladder

[texas1928]

38. Get a bagging lawn mower and set it at the highest setting for the wheels.

and then just mow them up.

[matcom]

39. nope

WAY too many. put it this way. every year i have MULTIPLE 8-foot piles

:yoiks:

[DS1]

40. nice smilie

:hi:

[Mrs.Matcom]

42. Notice how

he makes it sound like he does all the raking by himself?? Well guess what, this year the bastid is going to do it all by himself! :mad:

[matcom]

43. just like every other fucking year

oooo my back hurts! :eyes:


































:hide:

[DS1]

44. I'll give her a backrub, you can finish pile number 5

:D

[matcom]

45. fine with me

your bringing scotch right?

[DS1]

53. Ya mon!

Scotch and leaf bonfires :bounce:

[Mrs.Matcom]

47. Thank you I will take you up on that!!

:P

[Mrs.Matcom]

46. No you maroon

that is snow shoveling...i don't do that!! I have helped you with leaves all but one year, and I was going thru PT for my herniated disc that year...twit!



















:*

[matcom]

48. you could have RAKED for your PT

:eyes:

[texas1928]

50. I hope your couch is comfortable.

That would be where I would be sleeping if I said that to my wife.

[Mrs.Matcom]

56. couch??

hmmm, i think i can get it out the back door and into the back yard...and put it right next to the 'DOG HOUSE'











:D

[matcom]

57. she is just mad because i wouldn't get an abortion

:D

[Mrs.Matcom]

63. Oh for crying out loud

Who is it this time?? Every darned time I turn around you are knocked up again!! Why, for the love of Pete, can't you keep your pants on and your legs crossed??? That is it, I am taking you to the pound and bringing home DS1's pug.
Maybe they can neuter you!
















:D

[texas1928]

64. Well get him neutered and then you don't have to worry.

:P

[Mrs.Matcom]

66. Ask him what my first name is...

then you will understand...:D :hi:

[DS1]

67. They'd be neutering the wrong person

however, it would just mean matcom put up less of a fight when I came over for some prison-sex

[texas1928]

68. What is Mrs. Matcom's first name?

[no name no slogan]

49. Ooooo this is getting GOOD!

:popcorn:

[matcom]

51. stop looking in this thread!

:grr:

[no name no slogan]

54. I'm just waiting on a DS1 photoshop

of you on the scooter bagging them leaves is all

[DS1]

58. If DU allowed flash to be linked directly

I'd have it playing Kenny Loggins' "Danger Zone"



:hide:

[Mrs.Matcom]

59. Who me??

I just called the newspaper and placed this add;


For Sale Slightly used SCOOTER, $5,500.00 OBO.

[DS1]

60. "I brake for ass" stickers are removable with soap and water

;-)

[matcom]

61. .

[southlandshari]

69. Mrs. Matcom!

Might I suggest you put down the rake and come for a bike ride with me instead?

:evilgrin:

[KG]

55. when riding my bicycle on a beautiful fall afternoon, and i see

some poor suc- i mean, home owner raking up leaves, i think about how much i like apt living.... :)

[Midlodemocrat]

62. I have a solution to all these leaves.

Cut down the farking trees.

[no name no slogan]

65. In the immortal words of Ronald Reagan:

"A tree is a tree-- how many more of them do you have to look at?"