Letterman: "They shut down Pennsylvania Avenue because of a suspicious

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package, did you hear about that? Turns out it was just a big bag of laundered money for Tom DeLay." --David Letterman

"Tom DeLay said he had a new priority in life -- outlawing prison rape." --Jay Leno

"Remember when Republicans, like Newt Gingrich and Bob Livingston, when they got in trouble it was for sex scandals? See Tom DeLay is in trouble for money. Or as Republicans would call it -- this is a return to traditional values." --Jay Leno

"It has now been revealed that a Washington lobbyist personally paid for Tom DeLay's trips using his own credit card. Even more embarrassing, the lobbyist also put the purchase of Tom DeLay on his credit card." --Jay Leno

"Big scare down in Washington earlier today. Turned out it was a false alarm. What it was was a lobbyist airlifting money to Tom DeLay." --David Letterman

[bertha katzenengel]

1. Where did you get that?!

Dude... are you a friend of his writers? I didn't know he SPOKE before 11 PM. ;)

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2. I think it refers to another incident a few weeks ago. Link to jokes:

http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/tomdelay/a/tomdelayjokes.htm