Why do people stare at you in the bar?

[Deja Q]

:D

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

1. They're trying to decide whether to tell me about the spinach between my

front teeth.

[BikeWriter]

2. It's got to be the beard and the hair.

:shrug:

[Fox Mulder]

3. I have no idea.

And it's really annoying when they do it.

[Deja Q]

5. I stare only if they're sexy...

But I can't tell if the feeling is mutual. Likely never is. For one thing, I'm not trendy enough - fortunately.

[spacelady]

4. I thought a guy was intently staring at me in a bar once--

until I realised there was a TV with a football game on behind me!

[Left Is Write]

6. I don't think they do.

[terrya]

7. I'm the Invisible Man in the bar.

:cry:

[frogmarch]

8. I've noticed

that when someone is staring at me in a bar, and I move away, they keep staring at where I used to be.

[sundog]

13. oh shut up

you sexy beast

:hug:

[DanCa]

9. It's the parkinson's chicks dig the tremors :D

It's okay ya gotta laugh :D

[Arugula Latte]

18. I guess that martini is shaken, not stirred!

:toast:

Here's to you and your sense of humor, DanCa!

[DanCa]

28. Lol true dat my friend max clealand is my hero. :)

[Parche]

10. Bar

Is it my big.................................

[elehhhhna]

11. very tall, very blonde, can't help but see me

had James Baker III LEER at me once. He's a short, pasty little f'cker. SPOO_KY!

[histohoney]

12. They think I'm there mother!

This has happened twice. I have heard of having a twin out there, but triplets. I have got to get a more hip look going.

[MrScorpio]

14. Nobody stares at me

I wouldn't know why, if they did

[NNadir]

15. I always wear my papal robes when going out.

This often leaves people impressed and awed.

[sundog]

16. i go commando with unzipped pants

free willie

[spacelady]

17. That is a look to run with. It's GOLD, sundog, GOLD!!

[Left Is Write]

19. Um, hello!

I'd think that would get you more than stares. ;)

[khashka]

23. Braggart!

Pix or nothin' dude...


Khash.

[khashka]

20. They think your'e cute

And I've seen your pic so I know what they are thinking (same thing as me).

Khash.

[Rabrrrrrr]

21. They are fixated watching me lick my eyebrows

[Floogeldy]

22. They don't

The question is why they are staring at you.

Always check the mirror before you leave the house!

;)

[njdemocrat106]

24. They're thinking "How in the hell did a 12-year old get served liquor?"

Of course, I'm actually 24, but I sure don't look it. I get carded about 98% of time when buying alcohol.

[bigwillq]

25. They think I'm cute!

:)

[davsand]

26. Because I'm pulling yellow seedless raisins out of my nose and eating them

It is either that or else they are fascinated by my witty, convivial, yet polished presence...


Laura

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

27. Other: all of the above. (nt)

[Mojambo]

29. Because I'm ugly, of course.

Why else would they stare?

[Maine Mary]

30. I couldn't vote because, honestly I don't know...

It could be any or none of those reasons. :shrug: