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auburngrad82 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-26-05 07:25 AM Original message |
Things you should never say to a traffic cop |
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wildhorses (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-26-05 07:28 AM Response to Original message |
1. can I see your gun? |
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Dont_Bogart_the_Pretzel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-26-05 07:32 AM Response to Original message |
2. But |
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auburngrad82 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-26-05 07:34 AM Response to Reply #2 |
3. "Of course I'm drunk! Do I look like a stunt driver to you???" |
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Dont_Bogart_the_Pretzel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-26-05 07:37 AM Response to Reply #3 |
4. LOL |
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Devra (905 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-26-05 07:38 AM Response to Original message |
5. psst. want some weed? |
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auburngrad82 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-26-05 07:42 AM Response to Reply #5 |
6. "Is it true cops get the best drugs?" |
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Devra (905 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-26-05 08:57 AM Response to Original message |
7. what do you mean pedestrians's have the right of way? |
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auburngrad82 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-26-05 09:30 AM Response to Reply #7 |
13. "Woo Hoo!!! Did you see that? Did you see that? Oh, man! What a rush!" |
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Dude_CalmDown (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-26-05 09:08 AM Response to Original message |
8. Almost actually said this one time: |
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auburngrad82 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-26-05 09:20 AM Response to Reply #8 |
11. "Ok, Sir. Now, you're beginning to piss me off!" |
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Devra (905 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-26-05 09:24 AM Response to Reply #11 |
12. or |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-26-05 09:19 AM Response to Original message |
9. "I'll open the trunk, but you have to close your eyes and count to 100." |
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AllegroRondo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-26-05 09:19 AM Response to Original message |
10. Nice legs! |
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11 Bravo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-26-05 09:36 AM Response to Original message |
14. Hell yes I should be driving! I'm too fucking drunk to walk! |
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auburngrad82 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-26-05 10:00 AM Response to Reply #14 |
17. "Fuck off! Can't you see I'm in a hurry???" |
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Blue-Jay (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-26-05 09:37 AM Response to Original message |
15. "Is that a real gun? I betcha can't shoot me!" |
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kwassa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-26-05 09:43 AM Response to Original message |
16. How could I be at fault? I didn't see him! |
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auburngrad82 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-26-05 10:01 AM Response to Reply #16 |
18. "I'll be with you in a minute, Sir. I'm on a very important call here." |
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Xithras (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-26-05 10:30 AM Response to Reply #18 |
22. That one actually happened to my deputy friend. |
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Nicholas D Wolfwood (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-26-05 10:03 AM Response to Original message |
19. "Hey, hitting pedestrians scores me 50 points!" |
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CaliforniaPeggy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-26-05 10:22 AM Response to Original message |
20. If you were a REAL cop........ |
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Patiod (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-26-05 10:24 AM Response to Original message |
21. My SO to me: "I'm am NOT to drive to drunk!" |
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Xithras (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-26-05 10:37 AM Response to Original message |
23. One of my best friends is a county sheriff deputy. |
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henslee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-26-05 10:42 AM Response to Original message |
24. "There's no way my dials are pupulated". |
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Left_Winger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-26-05 10:54 AM Response to Original message |
25. What was that? Yes officer, Krispy Kreme is just around the corner. |
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Crazy Guggenheim (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-26-05 11:00 AM Response to Original message |
26. This was from an officer I knew who got pulled over for speeding. |
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JimmyJazz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-26-05 11:18 AM Response to Original message |
27. I never say anything, I just hand them this: |
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-..__... (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-26-05 11:22 AM Response to Original message |
28. "Here, hold my beer while I dig out my license and registration". |
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