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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-28-05 11:23 AM
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Start an unfounded rumor about JimmyJazz!
Many people claim she tastes great but she really is less filling!
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edbermac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-28-05 12:42 PM
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1. JJ is Rush Limbaugh's secret love slave...
Just look at that knowing smile...;)

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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-28-05 12:53 PM
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5. That's just ick on a stick!
x(
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edbermac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-28-05 02:25 PM
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18. Well it is an UNFOUNDED rumor...
Unless you tell us otherwise...;)
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-28-05 12:43 PM
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2. I can't do that
:)
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-28-05 12:44 PM
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3. Aww, what a "true" pal!!
:P or a suck up! :silly: Just teasing!

:hi:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-28-05 01:04 PM
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14. ;)
:hi:
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-28-05 12:44 PM
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4. Me neither.
:)
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-28-05 12:55 PM
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6. Oh yes you can - btw, you know that JimmyJazz played cowbell in Creed
Yes, JJ jammed on the cowbell with the legendary Scott Stapp

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motely36 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-28-05 12:56 PM
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7. I heard that JimmyJazz was...
a clone of sundog.
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Parrcrow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-28-05 12:58 PM
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8. JJ told me
That Valerie Plame was a spy. In fact she told me that Plame was the black one in those Mad Magazine comic strips.



Then I told my old pal Scooter.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-28-05 12:59 PM
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9. JJ told me that Valerie Plame was the white spy in Mad Magazines..
..and I told my friend Karl Rove
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Parrcrow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-28-05 01:12 PM
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15. Holy Cow!
We've been had!!!:wow:
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-28-05 01:57 PM
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16. yeah I want a $10 refund on the money I spent for that bogus tip
:grr:
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khashka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-28-05 01:01 PM
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11. I might believe that except...
Jimmy IS Scooter.

Khash.
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-28-05 12:59 PM
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10. I heard that JimmyJazz and Jazzy Jeff were really the same people.


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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-28-05 01:02 PM
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12. Day-um - if it will get me close to Will Smith - you betcha!
He is F-I-N-E with an extra helping of WAY CUTE! :D
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-28-05 01:02 PM
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13. I have to say I agree!
:)
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Patiod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-28-05 02:53 PM
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22. Hmm...both from Philly..never seen in same place @same time
I think it's true
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-28-05 02:00 PM
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17. JimmyJazz is in a 12-step program for people addicted
to Swedish Fish.

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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-28-05 02:27 PM
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19. Jimmy Jazz will do 'IT' for two and a quarter....
By "IT" I mean clean your kitchen....:eyes:
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kmla Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-28-05 02:28 PM
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20. In the morning before she has her first cup of coffee, when she speaks -
people often mistake her voice for Tom Waits' voice.

But after her morning cup of coffee, she sounds much better....
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-28-05 02:31 PM
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21. JimmyJazz doesn't like cowbells ...
but I think she likes
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ashling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-28-05 04:05 PM
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23. Fitzgerald says
Jimmy Jazz's status has not changed
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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-28-05 05:41 PM
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24. I heard
She is really Ann Coulter in disguise..........
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ChoralScholar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-28-05 05:48 PM
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25. JimmyJazz once voted for a Republican by mistake
in a circuit judge race.
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ChoralScholar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-28-05 05:55 PM
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28. She's a killer queen... black powder and gelatine...
dynamite with a laser beam... what a GaaaaaaaL!
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-28-05 05:51 PM
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26. She once modeled for Thomas Kinkade
She held up a flashlight inside a gingerbread cookie house for the cool Kinkade Effect!

Rabrrrrrr bought it at an auction for $2.98 and 3 coupons for Kraft Mac 'n Cheese.
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-28-05 05:54 PM
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27. Most folks say JimmyJazz is dynamite...
I think she's really atomic!:nuke:
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