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Fri Oct-28-05 07:13 PM
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"Stacie, is that a noodly appendage?" |
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"I'm scared of Dick Cheney." "STAB STAB STAB. I stabbed my meatball and now it's dead." "I'm a butt."
This child is three.
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Fri Oct-28-05 08:48 PM
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Little minds don't know how to interpret, for that matter I don't either.
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Sat Oct-29-05 09:04 AM
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7. Actually, she doesn't watch much TV... |
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Her dad has a FSM desktop picture, and does a pretty scary Dick Cheney imitation.
I don't know where the stabbing/dead meatballs or the "I'm a butt" came from...
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Sat Oct-29-05 10:31 AM
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8. Good! Kept my daughter away from TV, PBS excepting |
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Now I have the brightest, happiest 11 year old girl you could possibly imagine!
She's a voracious reader, kind hearted, empathic and not desensitized.
She also has a powerful sense of justice and moral outrage, where did that come from? :7
Raising a kid with TV is like trying to build their bodies on a steady diet of pepsi and cheetos, very, very bad.
Sounds like you've got a firm handle on things. :)
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Sat Oct-29-05 10:40 AM
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10. She's my BF's daughter, but I'd agree he's got a handle on things |
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(His ex, too.)
I think Nickelodeon is about it for TV -- and her dad doesn't have cable (or a television at all), so it's the occasional DVD on his computer.
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Fri Oct-28-05 09:05 PM
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it's a great antidote to that. Or have a tickle fest! Should wash all those images right out of her head. :)
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Fri Oct-28-05 09:14 PM
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:rofl:
too funny. and cute :D
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Fri Oct-28-05 09:19 PM
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4. Hmm. Sounds like a certain DUer's five-year-old to me. |
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Sat Oct-29-05 12:40 AM
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6. Makes me wonder, any creative parents putting together |
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a Flying Spaghetti Monster costume for one of their trick-or-treaters? That would be cool!
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Sat Oct-29-05 10:37 AM
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I haven't laughed this hard in a day or two. Congratulations, she has learned to express herself nicely. I hope you told her she's not a butt, she's adorable.:loveya: :rofl:
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Sat Oct-29-05 11:38 AM
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11. I was laughing too hard to say much of anything. |
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After her dad did the Dick Cheney sneer this morning, she said:
"I'm going to grin at you. GRRR." And she did a growl-grin and made Dick Cheney laugh.
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