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Mon Oct-31-05 02:12 PM
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I'm handing out flea and tick collars for Halloween |
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Edited on Mon Oct-31-05 02:39 PM by Rabrrrrrr
Damn kids ain't nothing but mobile launch platforms for lice, parasites, viruses, and other icky things.
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Mon Oct-31-05 02:13 PM
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1. I'm just throwing buckets of lye in their faces |
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Or was it delousing powder? I forgot, remind me to not go to the hardware store drunk :D
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Mon Oct-31-05 02:36 PM
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Edited on Mon Oct-31-05 02:36 PM by Rabrrrrrr
And be totally sure!
And throw your liquor empties at them, too. Help sterilize 'em.
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Mon Oct-31-05 02:14 PM
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but i'm handing it to them via 6 foot pole, through a WINDOW!
and after every child takes one, i spray the pole with Lysol
fucking HOSPITALS will be healthier on this night
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Mon Oct-31-05 02:39 PM
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I think I'll set up a pool of lysol that they have to swim through to get to the perimeter of my property, where I will pole them the stuff like you do.
That's such a wonderful idea!
Though I think that after I've put the pole out with their halloween treat, I'll just drop it on the ground and not risk bringing it inside, and use a different pole for the next group.
I'll also have a barn fan right behind me, blowing out the window, so there's no chance of those little germ-bombed bastards infecting into my home.
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Mon Oct-31-05 02:16 PM
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Mon Oct-31-05 02:39 PM
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You can run, but you can't hyde. The spelling police will track you down and bring you to justice.
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Mon Oct-31-05 02:40 PM
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Edited on Mon Oct-31-05 02:40 PM by Rabrrrrrr
Your eyesight must be going bad or something.
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"flee"? Are you implying I'm afraid of the kids and would rather run away cowardly from them?
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Mon Oct-31-05 05:37 PM
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7. I'm kicking this one because I hate kids. |
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By the way, five of the SCOTUS (with Alito) are Catholic.
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Mon Oct-31-05 05:59 PM
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Mon Oct-31-05 05:51 PM
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I'm putting out a empty bucket on the porch with a sign that says, "Please only take one!"
That should keep them from doing bad things to my house. The little buggers will at least think I tried.
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Mon Oct-31-05 06:12 PM
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Edited on Mon Oct-31-05 06:12 PM by sundog
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Mon Oct-31-05 09:46 PM
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Seemed to work pretty well.
i think i just helped clean the city up a little bit.
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Mon Oct-31-05 10:23 PM
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12. I just gave a bunch of good stuff to our lone trick or treater. |
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We don't get very many. My daughter used to have Halloween parties. I really miss that. They were the academically motivated sometimes nerdier kids, they are really good to have around.
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Mon Oct-31-05 10:25 PM
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:rofl:
Our timer is all screwed up so there's no lights to our building.
No kids. Wahhh!
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