file83
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Sat Apr-01-06 02:52 AM
Original message |
Any APRIL FOOLS jokes you are planning tomorrow? |
|
It's a Saturday, so plenty of time to plot and scheme!!!
Give me some good ideas!
|
billyskank
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Sat Apr-01-06 02:54 AM
Response to Original message |
1. I forgot all about that |
Oeditpus Rex
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Sat Apr-01-06 02:58 AM
Response to Original message |
2. I thought I'd out myself |
|
as a hater of baseball, Monty Python and women, and as a FOX News producer.
|
file83
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Sat Apr-01-06 03:33 AM
Response to Reply #2 |
7. low down and dirty. I like it. |
XemaSab
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Sat Apr-01-06 03:01 AM
Response to Original message |
3. Dude, all these people think they're going to a pub in Sacto for beers |
|
but they're really going to the DMV.
:rofl:
|
file83
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Sat Apr-01-06 03:31 AM
Response to Reply #3 |
5. ??? LOL....sounds good to me! |
IChing
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Sat Apr-01-06 03:04 AM
Response to Original message |
4. I plan to reveal tomorrow I am really a neocon govt. plant |
|
Getting paid, working in my cubical, to comment at DU.
That writes socialistic poetry from the Beatles when I liked the Stones.
And I don't like to drink clean water I like wine.
OK, that was over the top
april fools it is here now, when I finished writing this.
|
file83
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Sat Apr-01-06 03:33 AM
Response to Reply #4 |
6. Oh, that's good!! I'm going to make a BIG FAT anti Democrat post tomorrow |
|
and see how many suckers take the bait!! Then I'll UPDATE before my editing time is up and change it to APRIL FOOLS SUCKERS!!!!
|
IChing
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Sat Apr-01-06 03:56 AM
Response to Reply #6 |
9. Tomorrow I will tell them that even though, I know it is not steak |
|
I like it
Agent Smith: Do we have a deal, Mr. Reagan.
Cypher: You know, I know this steak doesn't exist. I know that when I put it in my mouth, the Matrix is telling my brain that it is juicy and delicious. After nine years, you know what I realize? Ignorance is bliss.
Agent Smith: Then we have a deal?
Cypher: I don't want to remember nothing. Nothing. You understand? And I want to be rich. You know, someone important, like an actor.
Agent Smith: Whatever you want, Mr. Reagan.
Cypher: Okay. I get my body back into a power plant, you insert me into the Matrix, I'll get you what you want.
Agent Smith: Access codes to the Zion mainframe.
Cypher: No, I told you, I don't know them. I can get you the man who does.
Agent Smith: Morpheus.
|
file83
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Sat Apr-01-06 04:17 AM
Response to Reply #9 |
10. Ignorance is BLISS!!!! |
u4ic
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Sat Apr-01-06 03:34 AM
Response to Original message |
8. I am entered in a dream home draw |
|
That draw was tonight (Friday). If I get a call tomorrow that I've won...I'll be very suspicious...
|
file83
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Sat Apr-01-06 04:18 AM
Response to Reply #8 |
11. Ha ha - you are in a dilema! |
CanuckAmok
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Sat Apr-01-06 04:23 AM
Response to Original message |
12. Oh, this one is going to be great... |
|
I have the direct line to NORAD Central Operations.
At around 0600 (pacific time), I'm going to call them and with a very heavy Russian accent, say that a fringe element of Chechian separatists took control of a missile silo in Uzbekistan, and launched six ICBMs at the US Eastern Seaboard. I'll further explain that, due to the age and relatively poor condition of the missiles' communication systems, it has proven impossible to self-destruct them, and they are going to hit DC, New York, and Baltimore at 0620. With many apologies from myself.
That'll be HI-larious!
|
file83
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Sat Apr-01-06 05:23 AM
Response to Reply #12 |
13. They'll never know what hit'em!!! |
Random_Australian
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Sat Apr-01-06 05:29 AM
Response to Original message |
14. GD trick. See Lounge. |
DU
AdBot (1000+ posts) |
Sat May 18th 2024, 08:49 PM
Response to Original message |