yvr girl
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Fri Apr-07-06 02:21 AM
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OMG! How's this for an opening line |
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I would do anything you ask if you made me your bitch. You could do anything and everything you wish to me, anything for your pleasure. I would love to obey your every command and serve your every whim. I would love to crawl to you and kiss your feet, and beg for the pleasure and honor of serving you. It would give me no greater pleasure then to be dominated by you and do everything that you command. Please let me serve you, please make me your bitch.
YIKKES!!! I can not believe some of the guys on MySpace.
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Fri Apr-07-06 02:22 AM
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yvr girl
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Fri Apr-07-06 02:23 AM
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2. My profile gives NO indication |
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that I would be into this.
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Fri Apr-07-06 02:23 AM
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3. When are you having lunch with him? |
yvr girl
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Fri Apr-07-06 02:24 AM
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Fri Apr-07-06 02:28 AM
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He wants to be your Lub Slabe.
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yvr girl
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Fri Apr-07-06 02:31 AM
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8. Just not working for me |
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His profile says he's 23. Just imagine how kinky he'll be with time.
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Fri Apr-07-06 02:36 AM
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9. Okay, but y'gotta admit |
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the feet-kissing part made you tingle a bit, huh? :evilgrin:
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Fri Apr-07-06 02:26 AM
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do the dishes, mop the floors and clean the cat boxes and i *might* smack you around
i need someone like that
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yvr girl
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Fri Apr-07-06 02:28 AM
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6. Mmmm....maybe just one date |
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My place could use a good once over.
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Fri Apr-07-06 04:44 AM
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10. The more I hear about MySpace |
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The more I am convinced that I never want to visit there. :scared:
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Fri Apr-07-06 03:30 PM
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And I'm their target demographic... a 19 year old college student.
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Fri Apr-07-06 05:26 AM
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11. Ask him for his credit card numbers! |
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to see how serious he is... and, his bank account numbers.
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Fri Apr-07-06 06:55 AM
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he sounds like he'd be perfect for a mid management job in any mega corp or a Bush cabinet member.
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Fri Apr-07-06 07:01 AM
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Fri Apr-07-06 02:19 PM
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20. I had a feeling that was you. |
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:spank: Time to grovel, retro-bitch.
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Fri Apr-07-06 07:19 PM
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28. Ooh, I love when you talk dirty to me... |
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Fri Apr-07-06 07:21 AM
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14. sounds like a candidate |
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to join the first church of danae.
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Fri Apr-07-06 07:48 AM
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15. Consider adding the following to your profile... |
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"...I carry a can of bear-deterrent spray on me at all times."
Might ward off some of the weirder types.
Of course, that only works if they know what bear-deterrent spray is.
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Fri Apr-07-06 07:53 AM
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16. Sweetie - what do you hope to accomplish with your myspace account |
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:eyes: We love you - if you want to find love you can always put an ad at Hannidate. Let Sean Hannity find you love http://web1.hannity.com/hannidate/
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Fri Apr-07-06 02:17 PM
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17. Truthfully, I opened up an account to flirt with another DUer |
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I've 'met' some nice people too, but there are some strange ones.
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Fri Apr-07-06 02:18 PM
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18. But you can flirt with me here at DU |
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Fri Apr-07-06 03:25 PM
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A boy! (Well, a man actually.)
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Fri Apr-07-06 03:56 PM
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27. And I'm sorry I've not emailed back lately. |
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Edited on Fri Apr-07-06 03:57 PM by Hissyspit
Been busy. :P
NOTE: Yvr girl is not actually referring to me (Although maybe she should be...), or matcom, apparently. I don't have a myspace page.
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Fri Apr-07-06 02:19 PM
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19. so are you gonna email me back or WHAT? |
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i've been waiting for a reply from you all day :cry:
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Fri Apr-07-06 03:26 PM
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24. I'll reply when I'm ready |
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Now go cook me some dinner.
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Fri Apr-07-06 02:38 PM
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someone who needs you to give him a purpose.
:sarcasm:
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Fri Apr-07-06 02:39 PM
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22. Well, hurry up and answer, the CEO of Exxon doesn't have all day |
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to wait and find out if you'll dominate him or not
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Fri Apr-07-06 03:30 PM
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26. looks like you found the #3 man at Homeland Security |
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Edited on Fri Apr-07-06 03:31 PM by LSK
:popcorn:
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