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Fri Apr-07-06 12:12 PM
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What would you do if you were a Rabbi? |
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Fri Apr-07-06 12:26 PM
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Fri Apr-07-06 12:30 PM
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If I didn't have a happy childhood why should they.
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Fri Apr-07-06 12:35 PM
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3. Chew lettuce and fuck. |
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Fri Apr-07-06 01:56 PM
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Fri Apr-07-06 02:35 PM
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15. Sorry I cannot accept the winners award. |
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Fri Apr-07-06 12:39 PM
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4. Probably a whole bunch of cool things |
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But the one thing I would be sure to do was lead the service with regular old melodies and chants throught the *whole* thing, not mix it up at the end by singing ein keloheinu or adon olam to the latest pop jam.
They do that at my Synagogue, and the Cantor always looks confused when suddenly nobody knows how to sing along anymore.
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Fri Apr-07-06 01:42 PM
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5. Fist-fight Pat Robertson |
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Fri Apr-07-06 01:48 PM
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7. Fuck him with a menorah |
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The branchy end, not the base
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Fri Apr-07-06 01:49 PM
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I like the way you think. :evilgrin:
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Fri Apr-07-06 01:47 PM
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Fri Apr-07-06 02:11 PM
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14. Drink my gin and tonic-ah |
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and smoke my marijuni-cah! :P
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Fri Apr-07-06 01:48 PM
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8. I guess I would have those little curly ringlets! |
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:shrug:
What are those for anyway?
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Fri Apr-07-06 02:08 PM
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12. Its from the Torah, one of the laws |
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prohibits men from cutting the hair on the corners of their head. Only the ultra-orthodox still do it.
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Fri Apr-07-06 02:09 PM
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13. Ahhh, okay! I have really only seen it on TV and in movies! |
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And those curls are connected to a hat they wear! :shrug: I've always wondered what it meant! Now I know! :)
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