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Craig3410 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-15-06 12:47 AM
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Cool; what's this cat have that I don't? (old story)
A college diploma, apparently! :rofl:

http://www.local6.com/education/3976875/detail.html

PHILADELPHIA -- Colby Nolan (pictured, left) is probably the first animal to hold this distinction -- an executive MBA from a university.

Pennsylvania Attorney General Jerry Pappert isn't amused, since Colby is a pet cat and a Texas-based online college allegedly gave the feline a degree for $399.

"I filed this lawsuit to stop a massive illegal spam campaign that not only defrauded consumers and employers, but damaged the reputations of numerous Pennsylvania businesses across 24 counties and a government office," Pappert said Monday.

Pappert's office used the pet cat to investigate an alleged scheme designed to promote and sell bogus online academic degrees.

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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-15-06 12:50 AM
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1. He looks pretty spiffy with his mortar board hat
:)
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-15-06 01:01 AM
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2. I don't understand why the plaintiff finds it implausible
that a cat could earn an executive MBA. :shrug:
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