The DU board game -

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Little plastic donkey figurines that players move around the "DU board." (only one player can be the little blue Skinner man, lol).

Roll the dice and you have to draw a card from the Party Unity deck. It reads "Your candidate sucks, move back ten spaces."

Next player rolls the dice and lands on "Kitty Kat Lounge." He buys the property and puts up a kitty condo.

Next player lands on "Draw a Freeper card." This one says "You have been tombstoned. Go to hell. GO directly to hell...." The player next to you says, "just get over it."

Next player lands on media-conglomerate space - roll over and play dead.

You roll again - landing on the "LBN rules quiz" space. "Q: Does a comment overheard in Dean's Cleveland Meet-Up washroom count as LBN?" You answer correctly and get to roll again.

Second roll - you land on the "Obstruction on the Green" space, and are required to either grovel for the leprechan's support - or not.

You prevail and get to roll yet again. One last hurdle and you win! You are sooooo close!

You land on "Draw a smirk's America" card. "No bloody tax cut for you - pay $1,000,000.00 to the richest player."

Damn, now you're broke. But wait, you can allways whip out your Al Gore card, good for one free recount!!!

Am I just really tired or is this a cubic zirconium in the rough?

Please change or add to at will...

:dem:

[deek]

1. I want the DU version!!!

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