You have one day to rule the world from behind the scenes as you temp at the Vast Conspiracy HQ

[LeftyMom]

You can make any ten changes to the world that you want, but they most be minor enough that nobody notices the Vast Conspiracy (TM) so you can't create world peace or religious harmony or gas for a buck a gallon. What would you do?

1. The inventor of Bratz dolls will be forced to register as a sex offender.
2. No radio station will play Stone Sour's "Through Glass" ever again.
3. Vast research funds will be devoted to the search for a vegan cheese substitute that doesn't suck.
4. All police forces will be required to list "non-assholes" as an underrepresented minority and show efforts to hire from the non-asshole community.
5. The break room television and the PA system at my place of employment will suffer sudden and inexplicable failures.
6. Textbook prices will no longer be enough to make a working student cry.
7. Sunflower Drive-in will open a second location just up the street from me.
8. Grocery stores and gas stations everywhere will sell Tings and Blue Sky Root Beer with Ginseng.
9. My mechanic will offer mobile service or open a location across the street from my school.
10. An accident at the phone company will leave telemarketers and televangelists only able to call or take calls from each other.

You?

[ZombieNixon]

1. OK.

1. Computers running the Windows OS will suffer frequent, inexplicable crashes (like who would notice that? :P)
2. Every server running the game "World of Warcraft" will suffer a debilitating crash that takes at least a week to trace the cause of
3. I cop myself one of those nifty new MacBook Pros (customized to my desire)
4. A certain professor at my school will fail his tenure review
5. Something will happen that causes my roommate to at last get shit sorted with his ex-girlfriend in some positive manner
6. My dorm manager will develop complications from a root canal and have to take leave until next September
7. One of my roommates will do the dishes, and do them well
8. "Dead Eye" has an unfortunate encounter with a microwave oven
9. Dinesh D'Souza loses his voice...permanently
10. And just once...once...I want to play basketball with Stephen Hawking

:P

[philosophie_en_rose]

2. Evilly Fun.

1. Certain credit card company executives hit with massive debts from payday loan centers.
2. Chappelle's Show back on Comedy Central. Buh-bye Mencia!
3. Lost finally resolves any of its bazillion storylines.
4. Harry Potter & the Deathly Hallows sent to my house tomorrow for preapproval.
5. Steve Guttenberg makes a come back, but . . .
6. No one shall hold back the electric car.
7. Certain professors will have an epiphany and quit teaching.
8. Student loan interest rates cut down to Clintonian levels.
9. New study reveals: Vegetables kill. Mcfoodstuffs healthier than once thought.
10. I win the $200 million plus power ball. Twice.