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Mon Feb-05-07 08:58 PM
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You JUST WAIT 'til I'm a Moderator |
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Yeah...think about it. Take it in. It's a good thing I don't have opinions on stuff. Here's the platform I'm running on:
1. Picture threads lacking cleavage, legs, or a shirtless billyskank, ThomCat, bobweaver or MadAsHellNewYorker are locked; 2. All your pending baseball threads are belong to us; 3. If you even hint at eating some sort of critter, I'm not only locking it, but I'm hacking into your profile and changing your sigline to "I just had Hillary and Lieberman in a three-way and videotaped it." 4. As we head into the seal clubbing and whaling season, if I even SMELL Canadian or Japanese support of same on you, YOU'RE ON NOTICE! 5. If you fuck with gay rights, or otherwise suggest any form of homophobia, it's over. I've stolen the "nuke" button from the Admin. It was easy, having seen "XXX" many times. 6. Kucinich. It's him or Bobby Jr. Censorship is my checkmate, and I'm executing it with ease. 7. Lastly, don't fuck with the other Mods. It's a thankless job that deserves a whole lot of respect (which I think I violate regularly).
Oh, and GoPsUx and RetroLounge get free passes to do whatever they want. High-five, naughty boys.
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Mon Feb-05-07 09:00 PM
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1. You forgot the most important rule |
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8. LeftyMom has blackmail material out the wazoo and now secretly runs everything. :evilgrin:
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Mon Feb-05-07 09:05 PM
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5. Behind every man in power |
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is a woman (or man, depending) in greater power.
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Mon Feb-05-07 09:06 PM
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7. I was sure you were going to say "with naked pictures" |
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Mon Feb-05-07 09:01 PM
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2. If I added a cleavage shot and a leg shot to my sigline, would I be safe? |
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Mon Feb-05-07 09:06 PM
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6. You'll need to send those shots directly to me. |
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I'll let you know once received.
*please let me receive...please*
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Mon Feb-05-07 09:11 PM
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Just let me know as soon as you become a mod. :rofl:
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Mon Feb-05-07 09:25 PM
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You could really help my campaign by...
Oh, nevermind. I turn pathetic (even more so) at this point.
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Mon Feb-05-07 09:29 PM
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"If you make flvegan I'll PM him cleavage and leg pics." :rofl:
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Mon Feb-05-07 09:30 PM
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29. Well the cleavage and legs pics would REALLY help. |
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Not my campaign so much, but me personally.
Oh, how that would help me personally.
My, my, my.
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Mon Feb-05-07 09:32 PM
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31. It would give you that extra "oomph" to get the job done? |
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Mon Feb-05-07 09:37 PM
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33. Give me "oomph" or donate "oomph" |
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Either way, score one for flvegan. Oh, and democracy.
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Mon Feb-05-07 09:01 PM
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3. And the Lounge Naughty Girls have amnety! |
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Mon Feb-05-07 09:07 PM
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Actually, anyone has amnesty with me.
The Naughties just have one leg up.
Oh, dear...what did I just say?
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Mon Feb-05-07 10:00 PM
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39. ahem - are you sure it is only ONE leg up! |
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Mon Feb-05-07 09:04 PM
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4. Any rules concerning morans who claim plants have feelings too? |
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'Cuz that really pisses me off.
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Mon Feb-05-07 09:09 PM
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See, that's easily refuted by anyone with an IQ over 32 (or Google and typing ability).
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Mon Feb-05-07 09:10 PM
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11. That doesn't keep 'em from posting. nt |
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Mon Feb-05-07 09:19 PM
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How else to prove an idiot outside of their own words?
Words to live by: Never say anything you don't want played back to you in court.
I modified that to, "Never type anything you don't want read back to you in court."
John Gotti taught me so much.
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Mon Feb-05-07 09:07 PM
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9. You are hereby made MODERATOR FOR LIFE!!! |
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Mon Feb-05-07 09:13 PM
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15. Hey buddy. You know I'll share. |
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the spoils of authority. Pics, etc. High five, sticking together.
w00t!
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Mon Feb-05-07 09:16 PM
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Can I be your personal assistant moderator-in-training? |
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I'll forward all the pics I get too...
:hi:
RL
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Mon Feb-05-07 09:22 PM
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I'd not make you an assistant. You'd be VP in charge of pic gathering.
I'd also make you Chairman of Information. I think that'd kick ass on any resume (or book store qualifications).
When they called me for a ref, I'd be all like, "Retro? Shit, I started calling him Dewey. Dewey m'f'ing Decimal."
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Mon Feb-05-07 09:31 PM
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30. "Dewey m'f'ing Decimal" |
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Mon Feb-05-07 09:11 PM
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First, you are far too well developed to ever be a moderator.
Second, any attempt to even suggest I would screw Joe Lieberman or Hillary Clinton will cause a red Camaro to perform wheelies on your sprout patch. Nancy Pelosi .. OK you could get away with that.
Third, I am about to drive that same red Camaro out the farm country and kill a cow. I will then eat it. Raw. So there. :P
OK. Give ya a pass on the gay rights thing, and I deeply sympathize with the Kucinich/Bobby sentiment. No wheelies on sprout patch for that.
Peace. Love ya, man!
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Mon Feb-05-07 09:15 PM
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die at the hands of said Camaro? And does it have to be red? Why not blue? Oops.
If so...I hope it's pre-1993.
Kucinich/Bobby...wouldn't that be so...so, perfect?
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Mon Feb-05-07 09:29 PM
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28. Ooooh ... a man of taste |
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It started life as a 91 RS. It, uh, has a somewhat larger engine now. :evilgrin: The cool thing is it is lower in emissions than the standard for the 91 RS and makes of 300hp at 4000 RPM. 23 mpg city. I like it.
It is currently red but will be a different color this summer.
Kucinich/Bobby or Bobby/Kucinich. Shit. We might really get out of the horrible jam we are in if people were smart enough to elect them. Those two guys are even smarter then Clark. Clark, by the way, is really, really, smart. But I trust Kucinich and Kennedy more. I think you know what I mean.
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Mon Feb-05-07 09:36 PM
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32. The '91 RS, as I recall |
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had the same body as the '83 and up (kind of like the Fox body 'Stang). That means that it would be little more than engine mounts and minor changes to drop the LT1 'Vette engine into that badboy. Like of like the IROC 5.7 TPI car, through '92.
That also means that the ZR1 engine at the time would drop in as well. With enough cash, Lingenfelter could be all over it.
Horsepower doesn't effect emissions, I've come to believe. I had an '87 Grand National that blew totally clean. Dusted everything we met. The Indy TransAm with the same engine was even more ferocious.
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Mon Feb-05-07 09:54 PM
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This is a custom built engine ... started with a 77 Corvette block and 89 Capri cop car heads. TBI injection (I like wet manifolds) and a carefully tweaked set of parameters for the brain box. Two cats are better than one ... better flow and better reduction of the bad shit.
Always a good to run into a fellow gear head, particularly one who gets Kucinich.
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Mon Feb-05-07 10:01 PM
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Was great, save for the emissions restrictions. Typical 350 Chevy. Bulletproof, even bored .30 over. You could put a big-ass screwdrive charger on top of that, plug the nitrous and still not blow it. A 383 made sweet, sweet music for a small block.
I had an '80 Vette. An L48, not even the L82. Built her as far as she'd go. Ran 12's. Then, pulled the motor, dropped in a big block, steep gears and a Muncie. Went to the blower, and ran 10's WITH a/c. Scared the hell outta me. I coulda run 8's I think, had I the nads and a wheelie bar.
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Mon Feb-05-07 10:22 PM
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Yer my long lost veggie muchin' grease slurpin' brother!
:)
I was seriously thinking about stroking this thing ... but time and money started to become an issue. Also I was looking for a street car and emissions standards in Atlanta are pretty stringent enforced. I'm only running 13's but think I can get down to 12's with a little more refinement. One things is for sure ... that 4 bolt main is not even close to being stressed.
I have some more tuning to do ... she breaks down pretty bad around 4.5K and I haven't quite figured out why. Running real rich at that speed, tho.
I get down your way semi-regular. Maybe I can buy ya a beer sometime??
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Mon Feb-05-07 10:31 PM
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This monster is going to be street legal? My 'Vette was BARELY street legal at that. I was a wheelie bar away from problems.
Seems like the plant/tranny is strong. If she's bottoming out at 4 1/2 then maybe it's the fuel/ignition. I run Jacobs ignition exlusively (and pay for it).
You buy me a beer, and I'll buy you two.
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Mon Feb-05-07 10:36 PM
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And I think yer right about the ignition. Though I could be wrong about my VE estimates.
Trav
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Mon Feb-05-07 09:12 PM
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14. I'm certain that you would be fair and unbiased. |
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Mon Feb-05-07 09:16 PM
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Honestly...your thoughts.
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Mon Feb-05-07 09:23 PM
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Edited on Mon Feb-05-07 09:23 PM by Blue-Jay
I think that you'd be a fair moderator, even if it meant that you had to distance yourself from engaging in heated debates about issues which you hold most dear. You'd certainly not allow any "rallying of the troops" activities in some of the lesser-visited forums, because that is against the rules.
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Mon Feb-05-07 09:39 PM
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"Fair moderator" and "distance yourself" in this forum. I agree, but thank you for saying that.
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Mon Feb-05-07 09:13 PM
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16. Are you gonna throw barrels at people that break the rules? |
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Mon Feb-05-07 09:17 PM
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How do you Donkey Kong someone when you do the very same?
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Mon Feb-05-07 09:18 PM
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20. Hey, Irony is a rich part of life - I wouldn't think too deeply on it |
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Mon Feb-05-07 09:25 PM
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25. The sigline punishment for number 3 has me in tears. |
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I hope someone does it! I have to see that sigline in action!
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Mon Feb-05-07 09:28 PM
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Punishment is my specialty.
Or something.
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Mon Feb-05-07 09:47 PM
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first thread i see is ptah's and i want to cry... then i click on this and i am smiling...
ya gotta love this place:hi:
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Mon Feb-05-07 09:58 PM
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38. oh great, now we'll all have to eat tofu & stale eat rice cakes while flattering your ass... |
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Edited on Mon Feb-05-07 09:59 PM by bridgit
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Mon Feb-05-07 10:01 PM
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41. Sounds good to me however |
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I feel I should get a free pass as well! I've worked hard for it. :)
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Mon Feb-05-07 10:09 PM
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42. What if the initiation is two weeks of installing fence? n/t |
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Mon Feb-05-07 10:10 PM
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43. #1 is blatantly unfair. |
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There isn't a picture of me in existence where I actually have cleavage. Sigh. I guess I'm going to have to buy the Victoria's Secret Embrace bra and invest in some stragetic lighting. :eyes:
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Mon Feb-05-07 10:13 PM
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45. Oh Well, Guess You'll Have To Do That |
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I mean, for the team and all!
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Mon Feb-05-07 10:17 PM
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I don't think I've even posted a full-body shot, out of compassion for the "team". I'm not sure I wouldn't be traded away if I tried to post something sexy. :rofl: Just for the record though, I have been called "goddess" before. :rofl:
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Mon Feb-05-07 10:20 PM
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well, that sounds like qualifications enough for me to say you'll help the team for sure!
:rofl:
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Mon Feb-05-07 10:35 PM
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58. Yeah, that was the ex. |
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As we know, he was a liar. :hi:
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Mon Feb-05-07 10:12 PM
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44. Fine, Except I Want A Free Pass Too |
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it isn't right to give some folk free passes as "naughty boys"
California Peggy says I'm the "biggest flirt" in the lounge
doesn't that count for me being a naughty enough guy to get a free pass too?
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Mon Feb-05-07 10:15 PM
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46. Oh, hell...you sure as hell get a pass. |
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Mon Feb-05-07 10:19 PM
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you got my ooomph!
or whatever he hell it is?
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Mon Feb-05-07 10:25 PM
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51. I whole-heartedly agree with RetroLounge...Mod for life! |
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with a list like that, Im in DU-heaven :D
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Mon Feb-05-07 10:26 PM
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Mon Feb-05-07 10:28 PM
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53. LM! como estas mamicita? |
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Hows school going this semester?
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Mon Feb-05-07 10:31 PM
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I have harder classes, so I'm not quite taking a full load in order to make up for it.
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Mon Feb-05-07 10:33 PM
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56. Im in three classes, but with labs and recitations and its a lot. |
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Calc, Bio 102 (with a lab and recitation) and Chem 104 (with a lab and recitation) oy. its a lot. and I already feel stressed...and its only been a week and a day. x(
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Mon Feb-05-07 10:34 PM
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57. Anthro lab and lecture here. |
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It's actually surprising me by not being too tough so far. Argumentation and Debate is a lot of work, but I did it all through high school so while time consuming it's work I could do in my sleep.
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Mon Feb-05-07 10:51 PM
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I mean, I did take College Bio and College Chem in High school, but that was years ago! lol.
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Tue Feb-06-07 06:29 AM
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62. Are you sure about that gay rights thing? |
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You know those pesky, whiny fags. Those "sensitive" types who really need to just fucking "lighten up" about homophobia. It's really an irrelevant subject, after all.
This is the sort of shit you deal with when talking to some of the neanderthals around DU.
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Tue Feb-06-07 06:41 AM
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You got my vote!!! Oh Wise One!! Let the cleavage ridden picture threads begin!! :woohoo: :party: :yourock:
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Tue Feb-06-07 06:44 AM
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64. You know you've got my vote... |
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