I hate ants!

[Downtown Hound]

They've been coming in lately because of all the rain we've had recently. And I can't seem to get rid of the little bastards. I know they are a remarkably efficient life form and incredibly industrious, but GRRRR, they PISS ME OFF! This is my territory you liitle bastards! Go find your own!

:mad:

[anti-everything]

1. But they hate the cold.

Move to Minnesota.

[Downtown Hound]

2. Sounds like The Promised Land...

Perhaps I will.

[anti-everything]

3. There are ants here,

but they're the big black ones that don't bother anyone.

[fizzgig]

4. ants have moved into my house as well

the bastards are all over my kitchen and i can't find where they are coming from. i blame the snow we've had on the ground for almost two months now.

but dammit, they're pissing me off

[MoseyWalker]

5. ants are like children

one doesn't care about them unless they are someone elses.

elses?

oh, what a boogery thing to say.

edit: that was certainly a backwards, upside down way to say the opposite of what I thought I meant!

[zonkers]

6. Pick your battles.

[Downtown Hound]

9. And I pick this one!

Because, well, it's late and I'm sick and have nothing better to do. I'm going to follow the next ant I see home, and kill his whole family.

I need help.

[zonkers]

11. Go nuclear..... dustbuster ought to giive every one of those six legged creatures a nasty migraine.

for a microsecond before they are sucked up into the mothership.

[MoseyWalker]

7. who doesn't?

sorry for the ant lovers who may be out and about, but I have never met one.

Who the hell doesn't hate the little bastards?

[anti-everything]

8. I hated them until...

I left the south. No fire ants here in the northland.

[Downtown Hound]

10. The Dalai Lama

and maybe Ghandi, but I can't think of anyone else.

[MoseyWalker]

12. they hated ants as well as flies

there is just no denying it, unless one wants to say they were not human.

yep.

[liberal renegade]

13. just be glad they're

not cockroaches bugging the shit out of you.....

[stuntcat]

14. wearing their skeletons on the outside how they do

the creeps :puke: