BlueJazz
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Sat Feb-17-07 11:16 AM
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Call me what you want..but I'm convinced there's an Alien Race that.... |
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..somehow or whatever has landed on earth (perhaps due to an Engine or warp-drive malfunction) and the only power source for their space-ship drive is Men's Socks.
I mean...this morning I went to get a pair of socks to wear and found 17 ...Yes 17 socks.. and not ONE of them matched...Christ.
Look..You Alien Fuckers...I know what you're doing and all that but have a little Brains..OK? I realize that by taking only one sock that you think ("fakret..htlle evhtder nyitegz"..Which equals.."They'll never notice")
So..Pals...Let's make a deal...From now on ...Take BOTH Socks..OK? You'll get home faster and I and many other Men will be much happier...
PS: You'll come back now, Ya Hear..
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mzteris
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Sat Feb-17-07 11:52 AM
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with matched pairs of socks - only mis-matched pairs! duh. You humans are so dumb.
You could at least say thanks for the coat hangers.
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AlecBGreen
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Sat Feb-17-07 12:06 PM
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Yeah apparently the combination of different colors and fabrics gives the fuel a higher octane. They've been raiding my dryer for years now. They must have like a "Strategic Sock Reserve" going on somewhere...
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