I am pantsless and broke

[LostInAnomie]

It's getting a little chilly.

[Deja Q]

1. Well, my services are free...

:evilgrin:

[LostInAnomie]

2. Well, I hope you mean that you are a pants maker.

Or, that you have mislabeled your gender and you look like that woman in your sig line. :crazy:

[Deja Q]

4. Ah, so you are unequivocally the 'opposites attract' type...

I'm like a broken magnet. I'm attracted to anything. :evilgrin:

[Generic Brad]

3. Many establishments would welcome you

I always see signs that say "No shoes, no shirt, no service". No one ever says a thing about pants. You just may be in luck.

[Seabiscuit]

5. You could team up with someone here named "Underpants" :)

At least that's a start...