Pretty Go Pale
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Sun Feb-18-07 01:57 AM
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My Friend Won't Drink Beer Out of The Tap |
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Elitist, bottle-hugging jerk.
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Sun Feb-18-07 01:59 AM
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damned bottle hugging elitist jerk for sure!
I bet they won't even do it upside down from the tap?
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Sun Feb-18-07 02:00 AM
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2. You call that a friend??????????// |
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I don't think so............
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Pretty Go Pale
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Sun Feb-18-07 02:07 AM
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. . . that it only means more for me, no?
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Sun Feb-18-07 02:15 AM
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4. They know NOTHING about beer then |
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They must be enlightened right away.
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Pretty Go Pale
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Sun Feb-18-07 02:18 AM
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Sun Feb-18-07 03:33 AM
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I am not fond of beer from a tap either. I noticed long ago that there was a subtle yucky flavor in some of the tap beer that I sometimes got. This would come and go, vary in strength or disappear altogether. It would be more pronounced especially in some of the dingier haunts which I have been known to frequent. I was President of a fairly large Pool League for 4 years so I got around to LOTS of bars. (Each and every one of them in Whatcom County). One day I asked a bartender friend of mine what was up with this odd subtle flaver. He took me behind the bar and showed me the plastic lines which run from the beer to the tap.....
Now understand first that this bar WAS one of the seediest places I ever had to venture into. I am speaking the absolute unexaggerated truth when I tell you this place had for a form of entertainment a betting game where you put one of the easily found cockroaches under an overturned ashtray and then took bets on which hole the cockroach would venture out of. (They had a special black plastic ashtray for this with the holes numbered), This tavern was known as the best place in Bellingham Washington to go get beat-up on if you were into that sort of thing...especially if you were NOT a Lummi Indian. (They were not being racist...they just loved gettin a bit rowdy at this place and anyone walkin through the door was fair game, this was THEIR bar so THEY made up the rules!) The bathroom was a nightmare that even the eloquent Alfred Hitchcock would have been hard pressed to describe! The bar smelled worse than the bathroom! OSHA denied the place even existied...The Health Department followed OSHA's lead. This then was the infamous Flame Tavern!
.....ok back to those plastic lines which ran from the kegs of beer to the taps. At first I did not understand the significance of the dark green almost black plastic lines through which all the beer at that dive flowed, then I looked closer and discovered to my horror that the green color was due to the algae that was growing IN them. My friend told me that normally bars purge and clean their feed lines on some kind of a regular basis but some places do this more often than others... My friend was campaigning the owner of the Flame Tavern to let him clean those lines some day.... and some day it was hoped that owner would get back to him on that request. This he said, was where that funny taste I noticed was coming from.
The Flame Tavern is now history, it was shut down decades ago...the cockroaches eventually were evicted...the building condemned and torn down but my memory of where the beer at the Flame Tavern flowed prior to being imbibed has never faded. No I am not a beer snob and perhaps it is due to shell shock but given my druthers I'll take my brew out of a bottle please. c
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Rockit
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Sun Feb-18-07 09:34 AM
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7. I have a friend who will only drink beer form the tap! |
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No joke. I think we need to get both of them in a room and have them sort it out.
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Sun Feb-18-07 09:35 AM
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That leaves more for people with good taste! :beer::toast:
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Sun Feb-18-07 01:07 PM
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12. You tell'em GoddessOfGuinness |
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Sun Feb-18-07 09:36 AM
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but your friend is a moron.
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Sun Feb-18-07 09:44 AM
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10. the freshest beer comes from a keg/tap. |
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Sun Feb-18-07 12:28 PM
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11. if you knew how dirty |
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some tap lines were, you wouldn't drink out of a tap, either.
They're supposed to be cleaned regularly - but either aren't, or aren't done very well.
So the beer may be "better" but by the time it runs through those lines - it's certainly not.
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Sun Feb-18-07 04:52 PM
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13. I am thinking the subtle algae flavor imparted by uncleaned tap-lines |
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...is an acquired taste...one I also choose NOT to acquire further. In my earlier post on this above, (The Flame tavern), the algae had been growing in those tap lines so long it looked like something one would see growing in a VERY dirty aquarium. The stuff was dense enough to move with the current provided by the flow of the beer as it was poured. I have to believe it actually restricted the flow of that beer and at some point was eventually going to clog those tubes up completely.
On the absolute other end of the spectrum, there is a place I go to these days which is VERY fastidious in keeping their place and equipment spotless. I do not know what the method they use to clean their tap lines is but it imparts a subtle yet very noticeable "grapey bitter tangy" sensation to the very water which is served to customers upon request. (It is a restaurant/lounge/billiard hall). When I mentioned this to the staff, they agree that this flavor is there and confess it comes from the cleaning solution they use to clean out their tap lines...something they do often. They insist that this stuff is quite harmless. Even though this place is spotless clean, again, I refuse to drink anything flowing through their taps either!
I swear that I am no "Felix Unger" ...a quick look around my home will confirm this with no doubt! I just want to enjoy my refreshments, beer/pop/water, unfiltered through algae and/or cleaning solvents. Bottles only for me, thanks.
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Sun Feb-18-07 06:11 PM
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The "cleaning solution" isn't *much* better than the crud...
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Sun Feb-18-07 06:14 PM
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15. personally, i prefer to drink it out of a glass. |
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