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Tue Feb-27-07 10:46 AM
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I figure most of you have experienced giving a hooker a $20 bill |
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Tue Feb-27-07 10:47 AM
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1. You only gave me change for a $10, by the way |
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Tue Feb-27-07 10:48 AM
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3. Nah, I live on a better side of town, man. |
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Tue Feb-27-07 10:48 AM
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4. Umm.. no, but I guess that would lead to getting your ass kicked. |
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By a strung-out girl in day-glow spandex.. Not for me.
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Tue Feb-27-07 10:49 AM
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5. Unless you're Frank Sinatra. You'd probably also say "dollface" to her then |
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And she would probably be giving you the twenties.
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Tue Feb-27-07 10:50 AM
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6. I knew a gentleman who was very experienced |
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His expert advice was, "If they ask for $20 tell them you only have $10, they'll still take it" Cheap bastard.
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Tue Feb-27-07 10:52 AM
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7. And she still refused. |
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Tue Feb-27-07 10:56 AM
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8. Dude! Monopoly money doesn't count. |
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Tue Feb-27-07 11:06 AM
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10. And I was hoping to get into her community chest! |
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I met a woman whose husband and his buddy were propositioned on the street. They joked around with the girl with no intention of consummating the deal. Next thing you know, they were swarmed by cops, and now he's a registered sex offender.
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