Efilroft Sul
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Wed Feb-28-07 02:04 PM
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You write greeting cards for Wal-Mart. What does your card say? |
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Mine: "Happy 30th birthday, grandma!"
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taterguy
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Wed Feb-28-07 02:05 PM
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1. Subvert the dominant paradigm |
Strawman
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Wed Feb-28-07 02:09 PM
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2. Redeem this birthday card for one free Wal-Mart brand c-ring |
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Wed Feb-28-07 02:10 PM
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3. "Die bitch, why don't you just die." |
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Wed Feb-28-07 02:43 PM
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:rofl::spit::bounce::applause:
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Gatchaman
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Wed Feb-28-07 02:35 PM
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4. That NASCAR racin' sure is great |
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I'm glad you have it in your life but it doesn't take much to entertain a man when his sister is his wife!
Happy birthday, Dad, er, Uncle, er, Brother.
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Wed Feb-28-07 02:41 PM
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5. Ya shur gotta purdy mowf. |
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Wed Feb-28-07 02:42 PM
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6. With love on your birthday... |
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...to my baby's mama. (The check is on its way.)
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Oeditpus Rex
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Wed Feb-28-07 02:52 PM
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Wed Feb-28-07 02:56 PM
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9. This card was made by slave labor in sweatshop conditions, and we made 78% profit on it. |
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