Deja Q
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Sat May-05-07 08:26 AM
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So a robin ate some of my special grass seeds... |
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Its eyes turned bright red, clutzed around banging into walls, started whistling "White Rabbit" on-key, and thought the bird bath was a giant cat mouth attempting to swallow it. It also laid 50 eggs.
Then it got hungry, ate some worms, and flew away.
Sadly, I'm sober right now.
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Sat May-05-07 09:29 AM
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1. Well, at least it didn't rape or kill. n/t |
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Sat May-05-07 10:16 AM
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2. Maybe not, but did it drive while intoxicated? |
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Sat May-05-07 10:24 AM
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3. No, but I think it tried to fly while intoxicated... |
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It does fly Northwest, you know... :evilgrin:
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Sat May-05-07 10:33 AM
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4. Make it sit through a MADD meeting. That's torture! |
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Sat May-05-07 11:33 AM
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5. Or "My name is Rob and I'm a special grass seedoholic." n/t |
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Sat May-05-07 11:34 AM
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6. Man, that robin is a lucky d00d |
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no drug testing by the federal robin aviation administration
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