Any asshats or fuckwads round here tonight?

[u4ic]

:7

[darkstar]

1. No, but this turdblossom's checking in....

:hi:

[u4ic]

5. kk..Karl?

:o

[KitchenWitch]

8. Be afwaid, be vewwy vewwy afwaid

[gemdem]

2. Sorry we're fresh out of asshats...

and fuckwads are on backorder. Could I interest you in some saps, dipshits, and nutjobs? :-)

[u4ic]

3. KitchenWitch has special powers

she can turn any one of them into a fuckwad. :D

[KitchenWitch]

6. Do you have any ButtMunches?

:silly:

[gemdem]

9. Yes

But I'm saving those for a special occasion. :crazy:

[KitchenWitch]

4. Yes and I happen to be both!

:P

[gemdem]

7. Twins fans are asshats?

Damn! Learn something every day... :D

[KitchenWitch]

10. Lemme guess...

Tribe fan or Reds fan?

[gemdem]

13. Sadly and ashamedly these days...

A Reds fan.... Oh the pain.... Ouch! :-(

[KitchenWitch]

17. Well the Tribe just swept my beloved Twins

so I feel the pain! x(

[SPKrazy]

11. KW is a fuckwad

and i'm an asshat

:rofl:

[some guy]

12. just 4 u

:hi:

[u4ic]

29. I think it's even my size

:D :hi:

[some guy]

32. course it is

I'd be a poor excuse for a groupie if I dint know yur sizes. :P

[u4ic]

39. I should start calling you "Jeeves"

:7

[some guy]

48. I have more hair

but don't dress as well...



:D

[u4ic]

70. You could sell your hair

to buy a nicer suit. :P

[some guy]

74. I could

but you'd probably buy me really pretty combs to hold it all inplace, and then they'd be useless until it all grew back.

:P





















































one more reason women are generally smarter than men. Her hair would grow back, but he would've had to go biuy back the watch. silly boy. :rofl:

[reyd reid reed]

14. Yup...I'm here.

I'll answer to either. I also answer to 'dork' and to 'hey, you'.

Just so's you know.

:P

:hi:

How are you tonight, hon???

[u4ic]

41. How about "sweetheart"?

cause that's what you are. :hug: :loveya:


I'm exhausted, how about you? I got something flung on me at the last minute, so I had to compensate for that. Ack. Just putting my feet up and letting my brain turn to (it's natural state of) mush now...:silly:

[reyd reid reed]

45. I wanna turn to mush.

#2 son graduates from high school on Tuesday, so I've been on a whirlwind of last concerts, errands, rehearsals, banquets, finals, and then there's the housecleaning that comes with the houseguests that are arriving next week for the Big Event. And I'm trying to finish the sweater I'm knitting, too (I'm working on the second sleeve, then it'll be done :woohoo: )

Work is like a vacation these days.

I wanna turn completely to mush and just kinda ooze under a convenient piece of furniture and stay there 'til it's all over.

Oh, and next week my job pretty much ends for the summer.

[u4ic]

76. It ends for the summer

I take it that's a good thing?

Congrats to your son! What is he going to do after he graduates? College? Travel? Work?

It'll be over soon, hon. Then you can go back to your knitting and rocker.





:rofl:




:hug: :loveya:

[mentalsolstice]

15. Nope!

I saw the rust stains and decided I didn't want to get anywhere near that!

[Joe Fields]

16. Big goddam giant asshat here...

[u4ic]

42. KitchenWitch must be in her glory!

:bounce:

[Joe Fields]

50. Wouldn't know, but I do know I'm in good company...

[Shine]

18. I never understood the term "asshat"

"fuckwad" I totally get, but "asshat" is just a weird term, imo. heh. :hi:

[Louis C. Phurye]

19. I'm an asswad who happens to own several fuckhats.

They are lovely I might add.

[KitchenWitch]

21. *snicker*

[liberaltrucker]

24. Welcome to DU!!!!

:toast:

Just be veddy careful.

:)

[liberaltrucker]

20. Nah, just a redneck asshole

Close enough?

:beer:

[KitchenWitch]

22. But you are my favorite redneck asshole!

:hi:

[liberaltrucker]

25. Thanky, ma'am

:hi:

[SeattleGirl]

23. This asshat fuckwad is checking in!

:P

[KitchenWitch]

26. woohoo!

Time for the asshat fuckwad band

[SeattleGirl]

28. Yeehaw!!!!!

:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

[u4ic]

27. .

[SeattleGirl]

31. :snork:

:spray:

[mykpart]

30. Excuse me, but we asshats

never associate with fuckwads!

[KitchenWitch]

35. Can I breathe your rarified air!

:silly:

[BikeWriter]

33. Yeah, you wanna make something of it?

:evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

34. You fuckwad!

:hug:

[BikeWriter]

44. ROFLMFAO!

Thank you, Sweety! :hug:

[KitchenWitch]

46. Anytime, hon!

:hug:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

36. Me!

:hi:

[u4ic]

72. Aren't you in the lounge loser clique?

:P

[Starbucks Anarchist]

73. I'm an asshat loser!

:P

[The Traveler]

37. Well hello to you too

you demented beaver!

:hi:

[KitchenWitch]

38. Hey, good to see you!

:hi:

[The Traveler]

40. Hi KW!

Been trying to catch up on folk around here before resurfacing. Good to see ya!

What's going on, bodacious one?

[KitchenWitch]

43. Not a whole lot - just getting over pneumonia

Sleeping a lot!

[The Traveler]

47. Good grief

Pneumonia! Yikes!

Take care of yourself, darlin'.

:hug:

Have you tried Irish Whiskey? Drives out the germs and improves the mood, me sainted grandma said ... :evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

49. LOL

May not work, but who cares? :evilgrin:

[The Traveler]

51. That's why they call it "medicinal"

and given the state of health care in America, Irish Whiskey is likely our best option ...

:rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

52. especially since FDA is not interested in allowing for medicinal mj!

[The Traveler]

56. Unsympathetic bastards

Every last one of them.

No, KW, the glass thingy over there is for decoration only ... :evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

58. No, it is for smoking tobacco!

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

:evilgrin:

[The Traveler]

59. I believe you

Every word ... :evilgrin:

[NMDemDist2]

53. so I'm late

what can I say? I was at work or I'd been here sooner.

does that make me an asshat or a fuckwad?? I get so confused........

:shrug:

[KitchenWitch]

54. Take two, they are small!

:P

[NMDemDist2]

55. you call this *small*???

and what the hell would I do with two of them...

oh wait! I have an acre of weeds :think:

[KitchenWitch]

57. There you go

No brushfires at the AZ/NMDem house!

[NMDemDist2]

60. brush fires?? brush FIRES???

shit it's rained almost 10 inches so far this year (the average is 2.5)

if this keeps up, I'll need an ark for the asses (and their hats)

:rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

61. So THAT is where all of our rain went!

You rain thief you!

:rofl:

[NMDemDist2]

62. nah, I think we have Florida's rain

or maybe Georgia's. It's all coming in from the east (weird)

[KitchenWitch]

63. Well, we are down about as many inches as you are up

and we ARE closer to you than Florida.

But rain coming in from the East is fuggin scary.

[billyskank]

64. Yo!

:bounce:

[SeattleGirl]

65. billy!!!!

So, are you an asshat or a fuckwad? Inquiring minds want to know. :P

[billyskank]

66. Actually I think I'm more of an asswad.

:D

[SeattleGirl]

67. That's definitely acceptable, as is fuckhat or hatfuck.....

B-)

[leftofthedial]

68. I'm a buttnugget

will that work?

[SeattleGirl]

69. Sure! Nothin' wrong with a bit of variety!

:rofl:

[ElboRuum]

71. No, but I'm here representing the Douchenozzle Contingent n/t

[TrogL]

75. Yeah, I'm usually on this time of night

[u4ic]

77. Crappy long weekend weather, eh?

x(



:hi: